Do NOT bash my overly lopsided cookie everyone *hovers over it in a rather protecting sort of way* I liked it just fine

(You must remember this is coming from a rather interesting mind >_<)
Hmmm more cookies? *ponders* This shall be a bit weird since I've been listening to Elvis and Good Charlotte *laughs her ass off* I think I'll model this cookie off of 'lifestyles of the rich and famous' and 'a little less conversation'. WOW this is going to be interesting.
Set up for the cookie... Lucius was forced to take his family on vacation into a muggle town and hotel by Voldy because he wants Lucius to be spy for him, thus this would get him on Dumbledore's side (you know, getting close to muggles without killing them) This sounds rather funny anyway.
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All clad in black, Ginny tip toed into the Holiday Inn. She stopped abruptly, waving for a few others to come inside. Ron, standing next to her, pulled out a map of the hotel. Harry shone his flash light onto the paper.
"Alright everyone. Draco has a separate room from his mum and dad. You three take care of their room," Ginny whispered, nodding to Harry, Ron and Hermione "and I'll take Draco's room. I don't trust any of you!" she added shooting a stern look at the three of them. Ron let out a annoyed sigh.
"We don't want to kill him, do we? Wait, don't answer that!" Ginny giggled, covering her brother's mouth with her hand. Harry looked sideways at her.
"Are you going to be alright by yourself in Malfoy's room?" Ginny rolled her eyes at him.
"You're going into a Malfoy room also, if I may remind you. Now all you three have to do is go upstairs, bear left at the split, turn right as you come to a fork in the corridor.
When you can, go down the left hallway. Their room is 156 and it'll be on the right. And, before you ask Harry, I'll be able to find Draco's room just fine!" With that Ginny bid them goodbye, rushing off down the opposite hallway.
Her breath came out ragged with fear as she quietly ran down the hallway. She took a few rather sharp turns, but managed to not stir anyone from their rooms. Ginny almost passed up Draco's door, but snapped around when she saw his room number out of the corner of her eye. Taking a deep breath, she silenced herself with a spell and whipped the door open.
Reaching down into her sack, she pulled out a large canister of whipped cream. She couldn't help but grin evily to herself. Gliding over to Draco's dresser, she removed any valuable object, stuffing it into her bag. Suddenly a light clicked on at the bedside table. Ginny gasped in surprise.
"You the girl i ordered?" Draco snerked. Ginny shivered with disgust.
He has to ORDER a woman? Figuring she would play along, she smiled cunningly at him.
Obviously he doesn't know who i really am!"Why yes, yes I am!" she cooed, sugar dripping from her voice. Seductively, she walked over to the bed, plopping down onto his lap.
"You brought whipped cream? How kinky!" Draco laughed. She turned bright red.
"Er- uh, yeah. But that's only if you're a good boy!"
"Lets have a little less conversation, and a little more action. I'm not paying you to sit here and talk to me, now am i?" Ginny couldn't help from letting out a soft chuckle.
"If you insist..." Ginny dropped down, her face meeting his. He leaned in to kiss her, but she pulled away just in time.
"STUEPFY ASSHOLE!" Ginny roared, whipping out her wand. Unusual as it was, Draco remained conscious, just immobile.
"Yes that's right! I'm not your whore," Ginny laughed, pouring the whipped cream all over his face. "I'm actually one of your school mates... Ginny Weasley. You know, Ron's little sister?" Draco's eyes widened with surprise.
"And can you guess what I'm doing?" Ginny asked. Not even looking at Draco, she continued speaking.
"I'm robbing you blind you little rich prat!" she laughed, rummaging through his dresser, taking out anything that looked valuable. (Which was pretty much everything.) As soon as she was done, she blew him a kiss.
"Thanks for the lovely night dear. I'd say i got the better half of the deal, wouldn't you?" she cackled bounding out of his room, leaving him stunned on his bed.
I'll get you Weasley! he thought, gritting his teeth as he watched her leave.
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Now if that wasn't funny, I don't know what is! *Leaves laughing so head she can't breathe*

Nicole