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vanillapuf
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Ginny has read hair right? and the whole weasley 'weasel' thing that goes on, and the fact that everyone thinks that if Ginny were an animagus she'd be a fox.

Ok, so fox right? they're always these seemingly nice creatures in stories(ie. the ginger bread man) and then WAM!! they become all sly and underhanded.

Ok, that should prove the D/G ship for sure


Absolutely!

My chest swells with pride at how strong our ship becomes, day by day. wink.gif

Rock on. I wish I had a new theory to go along with this post, but alack, not today. Keep shippin', kids.

~Daniela
InTheStars
How long has it been since I made a post in the forum not related to mod business? Too long.

These theories are rock solid proof.

LONG LIVE DG!!
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Crystal
Delayed Poet
Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy! can be rearranged to create:

ROMANCE GLADY FLIES NOW, YAY!

Obviously, this means that now that Ginny is a bigger part of everyday life in the series, she and Draco can finally find each other.

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heart.gif Just another D/G fan....


Mod Note: Removed Off-Topic comment. --Crystal/InTheStars, 9April
The Fitchburg Finch
Speaking of 5-7....Ginny has 7 letters in her last name, and Draco has 5 in his last name! Spooky, huh?

Oh...wait....Draco has six.....hmmm...

Oh, I know! If you make the M silent....no....that wont do...

If you drop the A....yeah! Then there are five!

Yeah, there you go. So if you drop the A then there are 5 letters in Draco's last name and 7 in Ginny's and that further proves the 5-7 theory.

See how easy it is? I can't believe more people haven't figured it out by now. They truly are kismet!

Sakura1287
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Draco and Ginny's ship abbreviation is D/G. And there's a fashion label called Dolce & Gabbana. So you go places and you see people wearing shirts that say DG and belts that are like, D&G and crap like that. Now really, would JKR have created 2 characters whose ship abbreviation could have been whittled down to D/G and allow us to get all excited over D&G merch without D/G actually happening? Nope. It's a sign. An omen. A sure thing.


Weird weird weird tonight I was at my boyfriend's house and we happened to walk into his sister's room and I happened to look a her wall which happened to have a Dolce & Gabbana poster on the wall, which also happened to have a big D&G in the corner which is what totally caught my eye and made me think D/G!!!!!!!!!

Which is totally why I am even on PK tonight in the first place. It put me in the mood.

This was a sign from JKR. I'll bet she created D&G and put that abbrieviation on posters as subtle hints to us keen intellegent fans. She MUST have. That's the only explanation for this HUGE of a coincedence.

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Bill Weasley is dating Fleur, right? ok red hair, bright platinum blonde hair... coincidence? I think not! biggrin.gif


OMG why ELSE would she have another red/blonde couple? It's meant to be.

I'm beginning to wonder just how dense you have to be NOT to know D/G is obvious.

Kristina
chuya
I have proof! Proof, I tell you.
I was randomly googling the name 'Ginevra' (thinking that it deserved a namelisting, angry that it had none) and found out that (613) Ginevra is a minor planet... And so my dg-centric mind clicked because 'Draconis' is a constellation. Constellations, planets... See the link?

But as though this obvious celestial link between our two star-struck lovers wub.gif wasn't enough... On the very same page about the Ginevra planet was also a reference to Draconis! Draco and Ginny... On the SAME page. Coincidence? I think not. sorcerer.gif





Kleio08
Well, I was listening to my CoS book-on-CD last night, and I realized that Harry doesn't find out that the Malfoys and the Weasleys hate each other until the trip to the Burrow at the beginning of CoS.

Now, JKR has told us that something Harry learns in CoS is going to be very important in HBP.

I think that Draco and Ginny will get together in HBP, acting as a plot device for interhouse unity, therefore their relationship will be very important.

Ta.
Anna
vanillapuf
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Well, I was listening to my CoS book-on-CD last night, and I realized that Harry doesn't find out that the Malfoys and the Weasleys hate each other until the trip to the Burrow at the beginning of CoS.

Now, JKR has told us that something Harry learns in CoS is going to be very important in HBP.

I think that Draco and Ginny will get together in HBP, acting as a plot device for interhouse unity, therefore their relationship will be very important.


BRILLIANT! And that's how the "Draco's Detour" chapter ties in!

Ooooh. Oooh, JKR, you thought you could fool us - but NO! Mwuahahahahaha.


-Daniela, whose day has been made
White Pixie
According to the Celtic Tree Calendar Ginny is a Hazel. A hazels' sacred flower is a Vervian. An another name for Vervain is Dragon's Claw. Coincidence? I think not laugh.gif
hermionepotter2005
Hey guys! I am a D/G shipper, but I must ask, is there any CANON proof of them? I mean Neville has seven letters in his name. He's older than Ginny. I've never seen Draco show any interest towards Ginny. If he has please post it.It'd be nice that we have some hope they'll get together. D/G!
hermionepotter2005
Sorry, ignore the post above I didn't read the mod note! My bad!
Kate_MC_8817
Draco and Romeo are both boys and Juliet and Ginny are both girls. OMG!

It's destined! Automatically. Without further proof. I mean, the name thing, that blew me away, but then this too? Like the McDonald's song goes "I'm lovin' it!"

(all joking aside of course... or am I?) wink.gif

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I'm beginning to wonder just how dense you have to be NOT to know D/G is obvious.

Kristina


*is very dense... very VERY dense... Dense like a bolder.... dense like... solid concrete*

...but not that dense. biggrin.gif
Cursed4Life
We all know that Green Day is an awesome band, right? Well look at the initials! GD! So that obviously means that they're an awesome couple.

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InTheStars
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Sorry, ignore the post above I didn't read the mod note! My bad!


smile.gif That's quite all right. *puts away modly stick* tongue.gif

You can probably find answerts to that question throughout the forum. Here are some topics that might help: Draco/Ginny, possible in canon?, Why?, and Canon or not?. You could probably find something useful in the D/G Debate Threads, as well. smile.gif


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We all know that Green Day is an awesome band, right? Well look at the initials! GD! So that obviously means that they're an awesome couple.


Green Day rocks. This discovery is absolute genius. And to think, JKR believes she can keep us in the dark. Pshhhh.


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According to the Celtic Tree Calendar Ginny is a Hazel. A hazels' sacred flower is a Vervian. An another name for Vervain is Dragon's Claw. Coincidence? I think not


Oh, that's a good one.



Hummm, don't have any of my own, sadly.



Crystal
Feldspar
well, both of their surnames end in 'y'.

does that count as a theory?

How about this... their names both sound lovely but 'icey' together?

Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley. Ginevra Weasley and Draco Malfoy.

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~tatskie
Sakura1287
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well, both of their surnames end in 'y'.

does that count as a theory?


OMG.. they share a LETTER..
which is obvious foreshadowing to the LIFE they will share together in the future!

Pure genious, thank you for pointing this out.


Kristina
vanillapuf
OMG!

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OMG.. they share a LETTER..
which is obvious foreshadowing to the LIFE they will share together in the future!


Not just ANY letter - but Y! Y is a crossroads, 2 coming together to form one path! LOOK:
Y
IT IS MEGA SYMBOLIC!!! Feldspar, you have stumbled onto something hugely significant!



-'Nilla
InTheStars
OMG

They also share an A.

In their first AND last names.

See?


GinevrA WeAsley AND DrAco MAlfoy


And the letter 'a' in the Caesar Shift Cipher is 'f' which is the first letter in the phrase "forbidden love."

It's destined, as you can see. biggrin.gif
Sakura1287
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And the letter 'a' in the Caesar Shift Cipher is 'f' which is the first letter in the phrase "forbidden love."


It's also the first letter in fling, flirt, flame, fondle, fancy, and fondness.

ALL of these words mean LOVE.

That's too many words that start with F for this not to be a sign.

Kristina
InTheStars
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It's also the first letter in fling, flirt, flame, fondle, fancy, and fondness.

ALL of these words mean LOVE.


Especially fondle.

AND ALSO FATE!!!!
Tears_ofthe_Phoenix
Lol I can think of another four letter word to add on to the "f words" xD

Nice theories guys thumbup.gif
InTheStars
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Lol I can think of another four letter word to add on to the "f words" xD


Fowl? whistling.gif

OMG, that soooooooooo ties into the Poultry Theory!

Brilliant. biggrin.gif
Sakura1287
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Fowl? whistling.gif

OMG, that soooooooooo ties into the Poultry Theory!


Omg, "fowl" is a four letter word, and the poultry theory is one of our best.

I'll just BET JKR talked Lemony Snicket into visiting the Village of Fowl Devotees in his own books "A Series of Unforutnate Events" so that HP readers who also read ASOUE could pick up on that clue.

Fowl + Village of Fowl Devotees + Words starting with F theory = mega clue.



Kristina
InTheStars
Wow, guys.

I just noticed something!

A bunch of us are in a chat room right now, and the number of it is special!

This is it:

19065358533726507897

Do you see it???


A is the FIRST letter of the alphabet, and the chat room number starts with a ONE!!!

Tying that together with my previous post about the Caesar Shift Cipher, this is a major clue! It's fate we're in this room!


Previous Post:
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OMG

They also share an A.

In their first AND last names.

See?


GinevrA WeAsley AND DrAco MAlfoy


And the letter 'a' in the Caesar Shift Cipher is 'f' which is the first letter in the phrase "forbidden love."

It's destined, as you can see. 
virtuososvision
QUOTE(Crys)
19065358533726507897

Do you see it???

OMG.
CRYS!!!
IT'S FATE IN A TUBE!!!!!!
*fans self*
SO AWESOME
*bows*
<3
vanillapuf
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19065358533726507897

Do you see it???


YES

Also, there are a lot of 8's in there (2!), and 8 put sideways is the symbol for INFINITY! INFINITE D/G LOVE WOO

GryFF1nd0rK
Draco Malfoy = A LORD OF YMCA

And Ginny went to the Yule Ball to DANCE... YMCA=DANCE... so Draco is a lord of DANCE, and Ginny likes to DANCE. Therefore they are PERFECT!

AND

Ginerva Weasley = A VERY EAGLE WINS

AND... AND... Doesn't Draco have an eagle/hawk/SOMETHINGLIKETHAT!???? SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! He'w gonna win her heart.
Sakura1287
GryFF1nd0rK, why have you not been here before? I love you! Welcome to the DG forum you genious you!

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Draco Malfoy = A LORD OF YMCA

And Ginny went to the Yule Ball to DANCE... YMCA=DANCE... so Draco is a lord of DANCE, and Ginny likes to DANCE. Therefore they are PERFECT!


I can see it in the Headlines now--
THE YMCA THEORY BRINGS FIRE AND ICE SHIPPERS ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE TRUTH!

This is pure genious. WHY HAD WE NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE?

Have I mentioned I love you?

And by the way--YES, Draco HAS A AN EAGLE/HAWK/SOMETHING. So it's pretty much true love.


Kristina, thoroughly pleased
thetrueship
I can't believe no one has mentioned this:

Ginny "hexed" Malfoy in OotP. Of all the people, WHY Ginny? It's canon proof, I tell you! JKR wanted to make sure she put in tiny clues for those less intelligent readers of hers who don't see D/G. That way, when D/G happens, which we all know will, she can promptly tell them silly non-D/Gs, "I've laid clues everywhere".
And who's to say Ginny REALLY hexed Malfoy? JKR never showed us. I'm absolutely certain Ginny pulled Malfoy into an empty closet somewhere, and locked the door! She also professed her undying love for him (again), and she had to scream his name, because... it was too noisy outside the closet... yeah, that's it. The noise was coming from outside the closet biggrin.gif

CANON PROOF!!!

And another thing: In CoS, Ginny and Malfoy were BOTH somehow connected to the Heir of Slytherin. Harry and co. thought Malfoy had been opening the Chamber, when really, it was Ginny (ignore Tom for a second smile.gif )!

And, and, and!!
In CoS the movie, when Harry and co were in Flourish and Blotts, and Ginny stepped up and told Malfoy, "Leave him alone.", she wasn't at all standing up for Harry. What she was thinking was, "Leave him alone, you handsome devil you." Right? Right??



PS: you guys... frikkin geniuses!!
GryFF1nd0rK
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GryFF1nd0rK, why have you not been here before? I love you! Welcome to the DG forum you genious you!


Well... I've only hung out @ the H/Hr boards... and then I found this board... I was lurking for a while, but the YMCA brought me out of lurkdom.

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Ginevra Malfoy = A FLAMEN ORGY VI

Flamen= Fire
Orgy= Affair
VI=6

WHICH MEANS.......... There will be an AFFAIR between D/G in the 6th book!!!
Caterina
Well...Today I had Harry Potter on my mind.

I went shopping with my lovely friend this evening for our "Midnight Magic" paty attire, consiting of fabulous school girl clothes and slytherin ties.

We were driving home when suddenly a thought struck my mind which pretty much instantly prooved the reality of love between Draco and Ginny.

The stoplight.

This symbolistic sign has two major lights (the yellow is not important). Red and Green. Just a coincidence that Red is the main color in Ginny's house, and Green the main color of Draco's house, I think not!

Better yet (yes this gets better)...Green stands for Go, and Red for Desist (stop).
So...the G in Go stans for Ginny, and the D in Desist for Draco.
It cant get any more clearer.

And the fact that G from Ginny in Go is Green, and D from Draco in Desist is Red, the opposite of each other's house, it represent the merging of their houses.
It shows that in fact a Slytherin can love a Gryffindor, and vice versa.

This widely known street symbol is infact a symbol of love that prooves the forecoming union between Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasly.

Forgive me Salazar.
Sakura1287
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Ginny "hexed" Malfoy in OotP. Of all the people, WHY Ginny? It's canon proof, I tell you! JKR wanted to make sure she put in tiny clues for those less intelligent readers of hers who don't see D/G. That way, when D/G happens, which we all know will, she can promptly tell them silly non-D/Gs, "I've laid clues everywhere".


You know that earlier in the book too, one of the twins says something about size not equaling power, and explain themselves by using Ginny as an example, saying :Have you ever been on the receiving end of one of her Bat Bogey Hexes?"

Well, since this is her most powerful attack, and she used it on Draco, her feelings toward Draco must be every strong.. powerful... TRUE LOVE!

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Ginevra Malfoy = A FLAMEN ORGY VI

Flamen= Fire
Orgy= Affair
VI=6

WHICH MEANS.......... There will be an AFFAIR between D/G in the 6th book!!!


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laugh.gif

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. MUST. READ. THAT. BOOK. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the clue we've been waiting for.
I am on the edge of my seat. THIS CLUE SCREAMS DRACO/GINNY.

THE FLAMEN ORGY IV THEORY PROVES D/G IN THE 6TH BOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

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And the fact that G from Ginny in Go is Green, and D from Draco in Desist is Red, the opposite of each other's house, it represent the merging of their houses.
It shows that in fact a Slytherin can love a Gryffindor, and vice versa.


Opposite colors OF COURSE mean love is in the air. This is too clever.

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Forgive me Salazar.


I uttered this today when I tried on a Raveclaw tie JUST TO SEE HOW IT LOOKED WITH THE COSTUME BECAUSE I AM GIVING THE TIE TO KARLY.

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Kristina
Caterina
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I uttered this today when I tried on a Raveclaw tie JUST TO SEE HOW IT LOOKED WITH THE COSTUME BECAUSE I AM GIVING THE TIE TO KARY


I seriously do not think he forgives you...

MOD note: fixed your quote tags lovely, I do believe the ending slash goes with the ending quote tag. wink.gif -Kristina 09July
virtuososvision
QUOTE(Tina)
Well, since this is her most powerful attack, and she used it on Draco, her feelings toward Draco must be every strong.. powerful... TRUE LOVE!

Couldn't have said it better.
It proves the "I Hate Him but I Love Him Theory" from early grade school. If you liked a guy, you picked on him.

QUOTE(Tina)
Opposite colors OF COURSE mean love is in the air. This is too clever.

If you want to get into colors, I could go total dork on you.

In art, the primary is complimented by those of the secondary and Visa Versa. They're all coupled in pairs, soul mates. Boistrous Blue has it's Outgoing Orange, Mellow Yellow has it's Vibrant Violet and Rich Red has it's Grand Green... Red Compliments Green. Green Compliments Red.
They make each other stand out as well as fade in and out of existance. It's a subtle hint, but Draco being Green and Ginny being Red makes them perfect in the art world as well as the real world. Period. No Question.


QUOTE(Liz)
I seriously do not think he forgives you...

He will...
I know the Salazar...
He's my homeboy.
Also, I dated him once so that he could get back at an ex...HE OWES ME.
Tina's Saved.

On a side note:
QUOTE(Tina)
I uttered this today when I tried on a Raveclaw tie JUST TO SEE HOW IT LOOKED WITH THE COSTUME BECAUSE I AM GIVING THE TIE TO KARLY.


I cannot truly express my appreciation to my dear friend, Kristina...so I'll have to express it in song:

Oh My Little Tina, She Favors those of Snakes,
But Doesn't Mind Those Brainy Birdies
And Knows They Can't Be FLakes.
She's The Coolest Cat This Side of Potions,
She's Not That Mean In Fact, She's Keen
On Not Making Enemies or Commotion.
She Doesn't Care If You've Got Brains,
Cause She's Got Plenty Too...
Just As Long As You Don't Put Up With Crap
From Those Who Growl and Mew... *dodges attacks*
She Gets Me Attire, But Never Goes AFlat, pfft tongue.gif
And Thinks Of Me When I Am Down
And Always Has My Back.
She's The Coolest Slyth that ever Lived
And No One Should Ask Why...
Thank You Tina, For Being Awesome...
And Getting Me That Tie.
<333

Sweet.


EDIT: WHAT is WRONG WITH THE QUOTES!
Arg.


Mod Note: You put a space before Liz's name in the quote tag, THAT'S what's wrong with the quotes. biggrin.gif -Kristina

Edit: Er, and in front of mine.

Edit again: Arg you have spaces all over your tags, I think I got it sorted out now though.
Caterina
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In art, the primary is complimented by those of the secondary and Visa Versa. They're all coupled in pairs, soul mates. Boistrous Blue has it's Outgoing Orange, Mellow Yellow has it's Vibrant Violet and Rich Red has it's Grand Green... Red Compliments Green. Green Compliments Red.
They make each other stand out as well as fade in and out of existance. It's a subtle hint, but Draco being Green and Ginny being Red makes them perfect in the art world as well as the real world. Period. No Question.


I totally agree. The color thing prooves it as well.

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I cannot truly express my appreciation to my dear friend, Kristina...so I'll have to express it in song:


I was there too you know...

Tears_ofthe_Phoenix
Well I was reading a few posts on the HBP board a few seconds ago and a post was written about G/D.

Well..I got to thinking about it and both Draco and Ginny have bigger roles and stuff now. I mean think about it we got to know Ginny a bit better in this book. We already knew Draco but now we see what side he's on. And we've always known what side Ginny's been on.

So perhaps JKR is setting us up for a D/G something rather. I mean since Harry really doesn't want Ginny to be in harms way what better way for Ginny to go and fight for his cause? Ahaha here comes Draco and his I-really-didn't-want-for-(i'm not going to spoil anything but you know who-to-die-please-forgive-me-self. What better way but for Ginny a new and rising character to come and save him from the evil shadows of Lord Voldemort! Along with a jealous Harry to boil things up. Because there has to be a bit more romance in the 7th book something like that.

I have a feeling that something like that is bound to happen.

Oor...Think about it. Harry is aways going to protect Ginny now correct? Just because he let her go so to say doesn't mean he still won't watch over her. So what better yet for a certian blondie to come in? As long..as he hasn't..died yet...So think..Think think think. It would be a little bit like JKR to throw in something like that. Let's say Draco kidnaps Ginny shes inprisioned and then they fall in love eh? Yes i know a bit to ficish but look at the subject of the post. Anyways.

I say there has to be a connection between Draco and Ginny now. With them becoming prominent now in the books. And from Ginny's characteristics I say she's looking for something along the lines of Draco. I mean hello she's all "i'm my own person yadadada leave me alone yadadada i hate you ron yadadadada"(don't take me too seroiusly on that one) What better way than for Draco eh eh eh? I mean we've always written Ginny like that in fanfics have we not. And Draco in fanfics have we not? I mean why the heck not? lol I can see it happening. So lets not loose our hope!

-Gabby
Caterina
I have found that some ships look to the keyboard to show the proof behind ships.
So one day I decided to glance at the key board, and something cought my eye.

D F G.

That is the order of keys on the keyboard, second row down, three letters in.

D obviously standing for Draco, and G for Ginny.
They are seperated by F, which has already proven important to proving their future relationship.

D and G, joined by F, seperated by F.

(D)raco and (G)inny, joined by (F)ate, seperated by (F)amily.
Sweety8587
You all crack me up really. I was slapping my head with my hand going "WHY didn't I see that?! I'm a bad fan! BAD!"

Red & Golden are Gryffindor colors. Green & silver at Slytherin colors. Opposites they are!

There are only two alphabets between D & G. E & F. Could it be that....Fred and (Anyone who's name starts with E?) are the only two people standing between Ginny/Draco?! Its sounds so wacky but it makes sense to me...

Crazy? me? No, I'm just a fangirl.





Mod note: Edited to remove HBP spoiler content. Sorry, dearies, no HBP discussion outside of the HBP-specific forums. - 'Nilla 7/25/05
hot chick
QUOTE(Sakura1287 @ Jul 17 2004, 01:25 PM) *

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Somehow, I can't seem to find something for Malfoy(Draco) and Montague(Romeo).. Oh well...


Well.. there are 2 M's, 2 A's,2 O's... A is first in the alphabet, that's 2 points. M is 13th, that's 26 points, and O is 15th, that's 30 points. 2+26+30= 58. And then 8+5 equals thirteen, which makes the two names 130% compatable.

Of course.

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Kristina

PS. I just found something amazing!

If you rearrange the letters in GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY you get: WIN A SLY GREY MALE LOVE

That's Draco in a nutshell!



dat was reaally gud!!!! u definetely must be bored to put so much pressure on your mind.
But the thing is eventhough its an aboslutely mind-blowing theory jkr will not blow her mind thinking about such a theory...don't u think so?
lets make up petition or sumthing and send it to her.
atleast she could give sumthing for us d/g fans to be happy about in the last book...
TeenieTinyYvonne
hmm...well opposite attracts...
so....yea...the different houses...
Hatred to love...
Romeo Juliet realated..
thats all i can think of...
as of now..
besides...i'm doing homework!
haha...i don't think you needed to know that!
moogle
OT

TeenieTinyYvonne I have been laughing hysterically at your signature thumbup.gif now my flat mate thinks I am crazy.

Here is my theory. Draco has been pushed in terms of role size in book 6. we get to see his more emotinal side (poor poor Draco so lonely) Then Ginny gets a greater role and wait we see she has some ###### in her (to attract our lovely blonde boy's eye).

What does it say DRACO AND GINNY IN 7th BOOK!

You know I'm right. Also why does Ginny hex malfoy in OotP. she should have hexed the big oaf girl that was carrying her but she doesn't.

In HBP Draco does not once get smart to Ginny. Even though he did when in CoS when she revealed she liked Harry.

Draco says nothing when Pansy says Blaise thinks Ginny is pretty or that he would not go near or whatever the words were. Clearly he doesnt mind.
lockedinaroom
D/G is the only way to stop the shipping wars! If Ginny can't have Harry, she'll take the anti-Harry. That is, Draco!

With Ginny tied up with Draco, Harry and Hermione can sail off into the sunset together!

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evilRHrmwahaha
. . .and the funniest part is, these theories are almost, but not quite as, far-fetched as your H/Hr ones.
InTheStars
MOD NOTE:

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. . .and the funniest part is, these theories are almost, but not quite as, far-fetched as your H/Hr ones.


First of all, the title of this thread is clearly "The Inane Theories Thread," meaning that all 'theories' posted are deliberately far-fetched. We are kidding.

I ask that no one pay attention or reply to evilRHrmwahaha's post. If anyone posts something of any offensive nature in this forum please contact me and abstain from replying. And as no one has, thank you.

Crystal/InTheStars
evilRHrmwahaha
QUOTE(InTheStars @ Apr 18 2006, 10:22 AM) *

MOD NOTE:

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. . .and the funniest part is, these theories are almost, but not quite as, far-fetched as your H/Hr ones.


First of all, the title of this thread is clearly "The Inane Theories Thread," meaning that all 'theories' posted are deliberately far-fetched. We are kidding.

Crystal/InTheStars




Yeah, I realize that, but it's hilarious because they are so close to the brilliant logic used to formulate these "amazing" H/Hr theories that you people will go to death in battle for. (Hippogriff Theory, anyone? Love Potion theory? Come on.) It's FUNNY because you're talking about these theories and their creators exactly the way R/Hrs (and all the sane people on earth) talk to YOU guys when you pull out your theories in debates. It's also FUNNY because even though this was deliberately far-fetched, this is the way everyone sees YOUR theories.
InTheStars
Another Mod Note:

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Yeah, I realize that, but it's hilarious because they are so close to the brilliant logic used to formulate these "amazing" H/Hr theories that you people will go to death in battle for. (Hippogriff Theory, anyone? Love Potion theory? Come on.) It's FUNNY because you're talking about these theories and their creators exactly the way R/Hrs (and all the sane people on earth) talk to YOU guys when you pull out your theories in debates. It's also FUNNY because even though this was deliberately far-fetched, this is the way everyone sees YOUR theories.


Okay: this is off-topic. This is the Draco/Ginny forum, so must I even say that a lot of what you're saying is completely unrelated to what a lot of people here believe or think, so what you are saying is just falling on deaf ears. Secondly, this thread: not the place for your views on R/Hr or H/Hr. This is not the place for any views. This is a silly thread for silly posts with silly theories in them.

I'm sure you're well aware that you're posting here to provoke some sort of reaction, otherwise you wouldn't be so brazen in implying H/Hr shippers are not sane. Don't provoke me.


Crystal/InTheStars
Larissa
You guys are slowly turning me into a D/G shipper...

Especially with the Romeo Juliet/Draco Ginny comparisons! And the Weasel/Ferret thing. And the letters.
InTheStars
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You guys are slowly turning me into a D/G shipper...

Especially with the Romeo Juliet/Draco Ginny comparisons! And the Weasel/Ferret thing. And the letters.


biggrin.gif Of course. It's definite proof! tongue.gif And JKR thinks she can actually fool us.

Welcome aboard, Larissa! smile.gif Hope to see you in other topics.




Crystal
moogle
That was a bit random. But seriously, some of these ideas actually could be plausible. I only became a D/G shipper because I read some fanfiction on them and thought it was great.


Mod Note: Closed topic at 98 posts. Find Thread #2 here!
--Crystal/InTheStars 20April2006
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