MOD NOTE: Merged with rec thread
I'm sure most everyone is familiar with Cassandra Claire, and I'm on her mailing list so I got an email this morning. Everyone simply MUST read this, it's the funniest thing I've read in ages. I was laughing my head off at my computer desk.
Here's the link, it comes off of her livejournal.
Go read go read go read :
MOD NOTE: Because this is the Ficlet/Cookies Forum, and not the Rec Forum, I've rec-ed this fic instead. You can find it here. Please do not post comments about the fic here. Post it in the thread I've linked. I'm closing this topic to prevent anyone from doing so. --Faith, Jun 2004
Faith/InTheStars did the right thing, one of many several ways to handle this. I'll now do another way by merging this into the rec thread she had made. - Pen / gal-texter, Jan 2009, missing Faith *waves*
Full Version: A Lot To Be Upset About
lol sweetcatastrophe I'm glad you posted that link since I unsubscribed from the mailing list. That was seriously worth reading, I loved Sulky!Draco and Crazy!Harry, but I didn't like Slut!Ginny so much 
Keep posting great links, I've been D/G "humour fic" starved.
- J
Keep posting great links, I've been D/G "humour fic" starved.
- J
That was by far the first Harry Potter fiction that had me grabbing my stomach laughing!! It was hilarious! The Draco was really funny, Ginny was alright, I guess, but it defintely brightened my day! I have to say my favorite was Harry though... He was too funny! Thanks!
~Faith~
~Faith~
Oh...
That was by far one of the most hilarious fics that I've read...
Ha! Harry was unbelievable!
That was by far one of the most hilarious fics that I've read...
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| "The butterbeer!" she shrieked. "The butterbeer is tainted! Everyone put down your tankards immediately!" She put a hand to her impressive bosom. "Someone here has urinated in the butterbeer vat!" |
Ha! Harry was unbelievable!
That fic was so hilarious. Ho!Ginny made me laugh.
Harry was...crazy. HE WAS SO ****ED!!!! But it's okay....he's got reasons.. *cough*
MOD NOTE: Edited for language. --Faith
Harry was...crazy. HE WAS SO ****ED!!!! But it's okay....he's got reasons.. *cough*
MOD NOTE: Edited for language. --Faith
Yay..*feels special* I've read that fic...
i thought it was hilarious too.
i thought it was hilarious too.
I love the ending! It was so funny where Harry had the dynimite! And he's like "I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL!!!!"
That was so funny!
That was so funny!
I loved it!! 
My favorite part would have to be the part in the COMC class ooh! And the Charms class too! That was just great!! Gooey!Draco/Orange!Draco and ScreamingBloodyMurder!Harry was just awesome!
My favorite part would have to be the part in the COMC class ooh! And the Charms class too! That was just great!! Gooey!Draco/Orange!Draco and ScreamingBloodyMurder!Harry was just awesome!
::still laughing every time she thinks 'He's got a lot to be upset about::
I'm sorry I loved that fic. Harry was FAB. I know I was asking what bug crawled up his arse, died, and still laid eggs during OotP.
I'm sorry I loved that fic. Harry was FAB. I know I was asking what bug crawled up his arse, died, and still laid eggs during OotP.
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| "WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO JUDGE ME?" |
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| "How can I win her cheap and sluttish heart?" |
MOD NOTE: Edited to add quotes. --Faith
That was freaking hilarious! Very well written too.
I've read that story before but I loved it! I was so funny! Harry was hysterical when he kept talking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
Thanks for putting the link here!
Thanks for putting the link here!
OHMYGAWSH! << i sound like a ditz, but I don't care. I love you SO MUCH for sharing that. It's HILARIOUS!! 
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| The classroom door banged open with a crash, and Harry Potter half-fell into the room. He was staring-eyed, and his robes were smeared with what looked like luminous yellow paint. He glared at Flitwick. "SO WHAT IF I'M LATE?" he bellowed. "WHAT RIGHT HAVE ANY OF YOU TO JUDGE ME?" "Potter's in a strop again," muttered Draco wearily. "Well, he's got a lot to be upset about," said Neville indignantly. "Oh, shut up, Longbottom," said Draco. Unfortunately he had spoken so loudly that he had attracted Harry's attention. Harry stared at him in fury. "WHY THE HELL IS MALFOY ORANGE?" he demanded of no one in particular. He glared around at his silent classmates. "FINE, DON'T TELL ME. NOBODY EVER TELLS ME ANYTHING." " Mister Malfoy," Flitwick squeaked. "Ten points from Slytherin for upsetting Harry and coming to class orange. Now sit down." |
That was my favorite part! I love this kind of Harry, people should write more fics like that, it was hilarious! Especially when he peed in the butterbeer lmao.
This is one of the few fanfics I've ever read (and the only D/G), and I found it absolutely hysterical. Literally laughing out loud for most of it. Loved how Psycho!Harry turned into a pelican and Draco split his leather pants. 
OMG THAT FIC IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! I mean...read! Harry is psychotic and funny and everyone says he's got stuff to deal with! How do I get on the mailing list!?!?!?!?!?!! thats like THE funniest story ever!
How do I get on the mailing list!?!?!?!?!?!! thats like THE funniest story ever!
LAMO! Even though I don't like it when Harry is so OOC, that certainly was hilarious! Geeze, I love Cassie!Draco and Ginny is awsome too 
Harry have a lot to be upset about indeed!
Harry have a lot to be upset about indeed!
Gosh, this fic was extremly funny!!! I loved it when everyone said "He's got a lot to be upset about." Draco was very amusing to watch, as well as Harry!!!!! That has got to be the funniest fic I have ever read!!
oh my god. thank you soooo much for posting the link; it made my day. this one was SO HILARIOUS. i added it to my list of favorites for a day when i'm in a depressed mood--i'm sure it'll cheer me up
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| Draco stood in front of the full-length mirror in his bedroom and stroked his palms up and down the front of his silk shirt. He eyed his reflection thoughtfully. The mirror had been a present from his mother and he occasionally suspected it of providing a biased viewpoint as regarded his looks. “Hallo, mirror,” he purred. “How do I look?” "You look fabulous," the mirror gushed. “There isn’t a man, woman, or talking portrait in this castle who wouldn’t get down on their knees and thank Merlin for the opportunity to lick chocolate sauce off your incomparable instep.” Okay, maybe it wasn’t biased. |
no, not baised at all....
*still laughing her head off*
~harrypotternut~
Original
Title: A Lot To Be Upset About
Author: Cassandra Claire
Status: Completed
Portkey Side Ship(s):
Rating: PG
Genre: Humo/Romance
length(optional): One-Shot 6428 Words 1 Chapters
Non Portkey Ship(s): Ginny/sixty other people
Location(URL): AT AT LJ
Based upon book: Book 1-5
Warnings: A/N: So I wrote this fic out in longhand, on the backs of about 35 flyers. It is silly, it is nonsensical, it is extremely meta. It is, as Josh said, "like taking Mr. Toad's Wild Ride through the fandom side of your psyche." The idea was Holly's, the inspiration was both Harry's angry characterization in OOtP and reaction to it, especially as regards his speaking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. The pairing is Ginny/Draco (with vague mentions of Snape/Draco and Ron/Ginny and about sixty other Ginny ships) the rating is probably PG-13, and there is no great and t00by love between Harry and Draco whatsoever. None. I'll come back to How to Disappear shortly, when I need to depress myself again. For now I needed to write something that could not possibly be taken seriously.
Summary(optional): Draco loves Ginny. Ginny loves everyone else but him. Snape suggests spanking, the butterbeer is tainted, and Harry tries to blow up the school. Not your typical D/G fic.
Optional User Comments:
Title: A Lot To Be Upset About
Author: Cassandra Claire
Status: Completed
Portkey Side Ship(s):
Rating: PG
Genre: Humo/Romance
length(optional): One-Shot 6428 Words 1 Chapters
Non Portkey Ship(s): Ginny/sixty other people
Location(URL): AT AT LJ
Based upon book: Book 1-5
Warnings: A/N: So I wrote this fic out in longhand, on the backs of about 35 flyers. It is silly, it is nonsensical, it is extremely meta. It is, as Josh said, "like taking Mr. Toad's Wild Ride through the fandom side of your psyche." The idea was Holly's, the inspiration was both Harry's angry characterization in OOtP and reaction to it, especially as regards his speaking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. The pairing is Ginny/Draco (with vague mentions of Snape/Draco and Ron/Ginny and about sixty other Ginny ships) the rating is probably PG-13, and there is no great and t00by love between Harry and Draco whatsoever. None. I'll come back to How to Disappear shortly, when I need to depress myself again. For now I needed to write something that could not possibly be taken seriously.
Summary(optional): Draco loves Ginny. Ginny loves everyone else but him. Snape suggests spanking, the butterbeer is tainted, and Harry tries to blow up the school. Not your typical D/G fic.
Optional User Comments:
Tataaa, this fic is simply hilarious and funny, and I looooooove it (read it a long time ago-hooo)
Which just proves that I have no problem with Cassie Claire whatsoever, merely wich her Draco Trilogy *sticks tongue out at people who have harassed her for this particular dislike* well, okay, that was a long time ago, but still
Ri, hyper
Which just proves that I have no problem with Cassie Claire whatsoever, merely wich her Draco Trilogy *sticks tongue out at people who have harassed her for this particular dislike* well, okay, that was a long time ago, but still
Ri, hyper
HAHHAHhhhah I don;t think I once stopped laughing reading that.
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