I Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice, herby declares that Sakura1287 is the Official Sex-ed Instructor to Draco - her responsibilities will of course include some practical lessons, but Ginny has agreed to this along as she can watch

hahaha!

Thanks Aurora! That's a wonderful job!

lol! That was so great! me? *grumblegrumble* I asked first.... j/k, you dont have to. Oh I know! I want to be the Official Director of Dreams!!! HAHAH! I can make Draco dream about Ginny!! And all the fun stuff that goes with it....(hahaha, sleep-talking, -walking, -singing?!) Action!!

~Ryoko~

Ryoko... scroll up! She already gave you a job, before me!

I wanna be someone!!

Heeeelp, please? *sniff* Anyone?


~Faith~

Oh my GOSH!!!!!! *sorry about the valley-girl-ness * I'm so sorry, Aurora. I missed it! I love the job you gave me though! I can be both! Whee!!!!!! *throws dungbomb on approaching D/Hr shippers. WAHAHAHHAHAH!

~Ryoko~

I Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice, herby declares that InTheStars is the official food taster to Draco - her responsibility is first and formost to ensure that none of the members of the soap-free H/Hr society manages to poison our Sex-God-Draco.

Ahahaha... Aurora you give out the best jobs! I you!

Stars... you know what this means... our jobs give us quality time with Drakkie!

Thank you, I do try

Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice

Now also Official Career councillor it would seem... Well in that case I’m amending my official title to: Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, career counsellor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice.

hmmm.... can I be the cabana girl? or maybe the official giving draco a good night kiss girl? lol.... hmmm....

K

Haha, citrus that's a cute role!

lol, ya, it's adorable. a lot of grumbling comes with that job, eh?

~Ryoko~

Yay... thanks! I know it's a tough job, but someone has to do it right? lol

K

Therefore, since i am the Official Pumpkin Pie Head Bartender, and you all are in need of one here, therefore, i will also be the Head Fire and Ice/Fiery Ice Head Bartender!.

Hooray.

Who needs butterbeers or fire whiskey or pumpkin juice and whatnot! Come get em, i declare the bar of the SS Fire and Ice now OPEN!!!

I'll take a butterbeer, Stncold.

Bartender, I would like a butterbeer also....

*Cheers on D/G*

Oh, may I please have a.... hmm... *sounds of thinking* !

Mai Tai with a green umbrella? Sorry for the specifics, but it just would be the same if it wasn't green...




~Faith~

OooooH! I wanna be something! Somebody help me pick a title.... brain isnt working on optimum performance level right now. haha

Mod's Note:

Come on people, could you please stop posting one-liners!?!
It shouldn't be too hard to think of at least two or three sentences.
Thanks!

I just have to do this every now and then so we doont compleetly loos track of all the good little shippers.

First the List:
~Kaykos - Pillow Fluffer and Captain
~714 - First Mate and Official Hopeless Romantic
~Clairvoyant Snake - Hairdresser
~Sky_is_Blue - Pianist
~MagicalMischiefMaker - officer-in-charge-when-things-get-steamy
~Nappa - Beancounter
~Solemn Pessimist - Lookout in the Crows Nest
~Sarahkjames - Official swooner
~Blazefury - Draco's Evil Conscience
~MalfoyMyFerret – Official Ferret Petter?
~Vireco - backup cancan dancer
~Bristar - Director of Fluff
~Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, career counsellor, and smut-bunny
~Crystal - Oficcial Modiste
~Cassandra Sisenta - Official D/G BODYGUARD!!
~TeNk - Official Angst Devil!
~Lady Slytherin - Director of smut
~steel lily - Ginny's Badass Side and the Official Defender against Pirates.
~vanillapuf - D/G Ship Pyschiatrist.
~Mule - Deck-swabber-by-day/ Belly-dancer-and-fortune-teller-by-night.
~SamiJo - official bedroom designer/cheerleader
~EvilRyokoJesse - the official Ship Strategist
~Sakura1287 - the Official Sex-ed Instructor to Draco
~InTheStars - the official food taster to Draco
~citrus587 - Official cabana girl, and Draco’s a good night kiss girl
~Stncold - Head Bartender

And Adding:
~Sassychic807 – As official Night time story teller

Well...... I've been readin this forum for a while, but haven't posted anything yet! It's the most amusing and creative site on here, lol. So... can I be Draco's masseuse, for when he's all stressed out and stiff???

Ha..... JamieLou, that's a good one. The only thing keeping you from Draco is that little towel.... and Ginny, of course.. lol.

Kacey

hahaha, yeah, Ginny'll be worse to fight off than a rabid hyena. Gotta love that Weasley temper, lol.

Massuese? HEY! I WANNA M THE MASSEUSE! lol. no that's ok, you can have him. *cries in the corner over no half-naked Draco*

Ah, but I can proudly defend my ship! *throws a dung bomb at nearing Hermione/Draco shippers* wahahahahah!

~Ryoko~

I Aurora North - Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, career counsellor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice, herby declares that JamieLou is the official masseuse to Draco - When she is not making sure that Draco dosent experience any "kinks" as it was... She will be under stict orders by Ginny not to investigate his... Stiffness...

Oh, heavens, where to begin? Since it seems we're running something a little like a cruise ship, I'll offer up my professional services as ship publicist or PR person-- I'll spin it any way you want it!
But see, a gal can only spend so much time in an office-capacity, and I have this bit of a *thing*...
Has anyone offered to be Draco's manicurist, vain git that he is? 'Cause if not, where_is_truth, Miss Manda, has offered herself as ship publicist and Draco manicurist.

*facefaults* I wouldnt put it past Draco to get one fo those, and peticures too....but onyl clear nailpolish! XD

~Ryoko~

I Aurora North - Aurora North - official ship-corruptor, career counsellor, and smut-bunny of the good Portkey ship of Fire and Ice, herby declares that where_is_truth is the official PR person of the good ship Fire and Ice - When she is not converting those lost souls of Harry/Ginny and Draco/Hermione, she can be found in level six where Draco has his personal grooming and spa facileties

can i be the one who mops up, i like mopping! i could clean up everything!

and people would say "katie moffat... loves the jobs you hate" like Mr muscle adverts

awww, how our little ship staff has grown


*mwah*

*steps into this thread*

Can I be the offical Picture Weaver? Strange title, I know . . but I was thinking that I could 'weave' pictures of Draco and Ginny and hang 'em all over the ship.

Gah, just had to ask.

- Nitya

*wants to cry*

I am nameless. I have no title and all I can come up with are very... stupid.

Someone, help me find my name!

*whistles* Wow, it's been ages since I've been here! So many new threads and I don't know where to begin. So I'm guessing this is asking to be the official ____? If so, can I be the official love spell caster? Lol, I'd love to put that on those two.

and I am on the ship too.

Magicalmischiefmaker: officer-in-charge-when-things-get-steamy

Yay! I'm the Picture Weaver! *dances around* Now I've got an idea for a painting . . for some odd reason. *gets out her pastels and paper*

Might be busy for a while; don't disturb me.

MMM: So I take it you oversee it whenever things heat up?

- Nitya

*giggles*

I want to be... "The no name girl"
but if you give me a creative name I'll love it and take care of it!!!...

~Ana

(goes away mouting The creative girl... wtf?)

I'm not really creative with creating titles.. Could someone do it for me? Pwis? hihi.. I'd like to be someone who searches for songs and quotes for them... Something along the lines of Official Song Finder or something which is not completely lame as the one I thought of... hihi..

Heya, bookish_gurl024! Welcome to Portkey! *hands over a Mai Tai* As for the title, it's all up to you, really. How about Official Ship Hunter? So it's a crappy name . . anyway. You can be the Official Song Finder, though, if you wish.

Ana: Sure, you can be the No Name Girl.

hey! Can I be the official crappy poem maker?

Sure, you can be it. Although I'm sure your poems aren't crappy.

- Nitya

thnx Nousia... muwah!!

oooh... i thought of a new one... can I be the Official Song Finder and Official Soundtrack Compiler??? (sounds lame, but yes... I do want it.. ) hihi..

Sure, you can be the Official Song Finder and Official Soundtrack Compiler. Although you'll may have to improvice with Official Music Person - can't have multiple titles. But eh, you can break the rules when it comes to Draco/Ginny. So yes, you can be both the Song Finder and the Soundtrack Compiler.

- Nitya

Yay!!! happy day... *goes away and sings spongebob squarepants theme*

*pops in* Heya! Can I be the Official Translator of Elvish and Snow-speak? *bouncy*

(The snow-speak thing comes from my obsession with winter. Er, dun ask. )

*chuckles* Sure, you can be the Official Translator of Elvish and Snow-speak. *showers flowers and confetti everywhere*

Am I the unofficial licensor of ship titles now? *looks around*

- Nitya

Chee. I'd rather not be, since there are other people more worthy who deserve that title.

Meh. Or all of us could be licensors for ship titles.

Aurora will come back . . call it a hunch. We all miss her, though . . *hugs Kristina*

- Nitya