If you want to open a new topic here, please post it (the first part) as a reply to this thread. Then hit the Report button and put something along these lines on the Report box:
Per instructions earlier on the same thread, please split my essay into a separate thread. Thanks.
After your message's been put into a separate thread, you are free to put in there any subsequent (on-topic) installments of your essay.
We've previously enabled the "New Topic" button for non-mods, but quite a few have abused that by posting topics totally unrelated to this forum's purpose. This is the place for discussing, in non-essay form, why you like H/Hr. If you've written an essay then you may consider putting it in our Pumpkinpie's Army section. If your topic belongs somewhere else, go over the parent forums' descriptions here and here and select which child forum comes closest to what you want to talk about.
Thanks.