[Be warned: This might be a bit

but my friend is a non-shipper... she's slightly leaning toward H/Hr, though

]
My friend said something about H/Hr a few months ago, and I found it funny enough to get it stuck in my head. See, she's only read CoS, some parts of SS/PS, and the beginning of PoA

She also hasn't watched the movies properly

So she's not much of a Harry Potter fan, as you can see. But she's read some H/Hr fanfics [fluffy ones, of course

]
Anyway, I had been trying to prove that couples that bicker as the non-couple [Ron and Hermione] do will either not last, or won't happen. She had been snapping at me whenever she saw me make the "ARGH!-Ron-and-Hermione-canNOT-happen!" face, and finally, she said "[Insert real name here], Ron and Hermione will not happen because relationships that don't end in divorce, don't start with bickering! Hermione needs someone like Harry, and Harry needs someone like Hermione... Besides, Ron is ugly. '

Okay, it's NOT that funny. But it was hilarious coming from my friend who is grumpy by nature

And I wasn't trying to bash Ron. That's really what my friend said!

*ducks rotten tomatoes* Alright, alright! I'll get of the stage! Sheesh!

~the dog star