morena - heh..are you making shirt or something. It sound like you are..

more:

H/hr: Because they were alone together in "Tent" for thrêe whole chapter! do the MATH.

h/G: BECAUSE SHE IS RED-DOT ON HARRY'S M.MAPS.

R/hr: Because she have can't have "Her Real Harry"

because rose potter is harry and hermione love child

H/hr: because they have 20 years..later.

R/Hr: because he is not fanciable enough..

h/g she did use a love potion

hr/r is just gross

h/hr seem perfect in every way.

h/g: Powerpuff-Jenny!
R/hr: It is WrONG-WON!
h/rh: POwer of Love.

Harry and Hermione VS Ron and Hermione

READY?

FIGHT!

The End, GreyWolf

HARRY AND HERMIONE: TRUE WINNER.

HARRY AND GINNY: HOW TO GET HERO TO NOTICE YOU FOR SIX WHOLE YEARS..FOR DUMMIES.

RON AND HERMIONE: HOW TO GET LAID ON WITCH FOR DUMMIES.

that a good ones

here is mine
ron and hermione the idiot guide to marriage
harry and ginny writers of why did i marry that
i can think of anymore

maybe we should 'write the bơok'

i think we should and it would be a hit
Harry Potter and the way it should have happend

Harry Potter and the final-battle-that-does-have-something-to-do-
with-the-power-he-knows-not-and-doesnt-have-any-hallows-in-it...

that a good one here maybe you me and caroline should write the 8th book saying that harry marriage to ginny was a dream and the same with hermione but have more like nightmare

Shortened: Harry Potter Crap-Free...

I like that Rose... Has a nice ring to it

"Harry Potter and the Crap Free Final Battle"

Hey im new here and i just wanted to say I LOVE THIS THREAD. It inspired me to write some of my own sayings:

Harmony...... Just because.
Pumpkin patches are fun! ( i know extremely lame )
The HMS Harmony. Forever sailing on the orange sea.

Why support Herons? Their heads are always up in the clouds. ( not sure if this makes sense or not. Expecially sine i got off school a little while ago. my brain is a little fried it doesnt help that i hung out with my boyfriend ,who is insane by the way, and i got a few kisses from him so i blame him for my confusedness. sry bout that little ramble )

Delusional. If that means believeing in true love, then yes i am delusional.
H/HR: It's right
H/HR: Beautiful. Simple. Harmony.
H/HR:Giving hope to finding true love
H/HR: Too in love for words
H/HR: The perfect untold, but seen love story(once again not sure if sense is found)
H/HR: because Love=Friendship, not arguments
H/HR: Harmony. Yup. (sense?)
H/HR: Love that is eternal
Pumpkin pie. yum.
Pumpkin pie. Too good to be true. well ive found some and ive tooken a bit and now im hooked( i actually dont like this one that much)

well thats all. i hope they're good.

too everyone elses wow i love them all especially the ones about Voldermort.

On Ron and Hermione:

"... ... Bitch, please."

"No, but I have something funnier! You're last book!"


The End, GreyWolf

Note: I do this for comedy, and only comedy. I would gladly take a bullet for Rowling...take it out of me and shoot her myself. And I respect everyone's decisions...no matter how wrong they are. That was comedy again. I love Potter fans, and I love Potter's creator. She's just all that and a bag of fish.
That's what they say, right?

The (Actual) End, GreyWolf

Oh, and hello new kid! I'd spell out your name, but I don't have the time. I'll call you Stewie. Welcome, Stewie!

= )

No, like seriously... This is The End (Not the End of the World, though... If I knew that, I wouldn't be here. I'd be far away trying to make money off of it somehow). In short, welcome, and have a grand ol' time, Stewie!

Um...The End? GreyWolf

This is a phrase from a friend named Laura

"Mine shipper remains much better in it absence."

Some more fuel for the fire...


Harmony: Because I'd take silent communication over loud and obnoxious bickering anyday...

H/G: A fangirl's wildest dream

H/G: want to bag a celebrity? Ask Ginny Weasley, she's an expert.

Harmony: Because if you're looking for someone Lilly Potter would like as a daughter in law, Hermione's the best choice.

omg you did not go there lol.

ginny weasely one of easiest witches at hogwarts.

(sorry i couldnt help myself )

H/Hr: Loyal we began, loyal we remains *is there anybody from Ontario? *
H/Hr: because we hate anvils

OBHWF: Obviously Boring Heron-Written Fanfic...

I just have to say, my mum decided recently to read the Harry Potter books. When she finished the 5th book and I told her about H/G her response was something along the lines of

'Ginny? But she only likes him for his fame dosn't she?'

I love my mum, anti the H/G ship.

I would like to say that she made some hilarious comment about the R/Hr ship, but she didn't. She just rolled her eyes.

oh, a slogan thingie...

HHr: Because Ginny is everything Harry said he DIDN'T want

DragonAnimagi

wow! Your mum's the best! Is she also a Harmonian?

btw...

H/G: because the author told us Ginny is funny, warm, compassionate, tough but not in an unpleasant way, can stand the demands of being with Harry Potter, totally equals with him, gone through emotional journeys with him, and got over a lot of delusions together.

H/Hr: because we saw everything above in Hermione.

welcome..(H/hr)...

love all of those reason...

@Grey: You done it again!

here is mind:

H/hr: Attacked of Killer Hugged
Ron/Hermione: Attacked of Killer birds

I still think the best one is:

H/Hr: No character degradation required.

~Alexius

H/hr: Harmony!
R/hr: crap!
H/G: ######!

amen to that caroline.

thanks..

H/hr: New Beginning.

I just posted some funny H/Hr pictures I did in Photoshop in another thread, instead of posting them again heres a link to the other thread

http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopi...mp;#entry384478

(One if them is the one in my Sig, it's my fatourite so far)

That's perfect Rose... simply perfect.


H/Hr: Because with them its a discussion, not a fight. (slightly lame...)

R/Hr is not like Han/Leia: Han and Leia argue about things that matter...

R/Hr: Because Ron really matured in DH... That's why he confounded the driving examiner and lied to Hermione about it...

H/Hr: They don't need Ron there for them to talk to each other without screaming.

H/hr: No contest!
R/hr: no contract!
H/G: Just Noooo!!

omg that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true

i was told today that i need to reread the books again for the heron ending ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

H.hr: What ending?..
R/hr: You called 'that" Ending!!
H/G: Just End it!!

(this one is for you sondra)..

Don't forget, either, that the examiner was a Muggle. Thus Ron not only cheated to get his license, but showed once again the Mugglophobia he and his siblings drank in with Molly's milk (and we've seen how Arthur's Mugglophilia annoys the hell out of her!). To put it another way, he showed once again his disdain (conscious or otherwise) for Hermione's very lineage! Truly a wonderful husband for her...

Speaking of Arthur, wouldn't he just be pink with pride to know that his youngest son is not only a probable public menace on the roads, but in this way also a probable walking black eye for wizard/Muggle relations? (Remember his response to Dudley getting the Ton-Tongue Toffee from Fred and George!)

Then Ron lamented to Harry Hermione's lack of faith in his ability to pass the driving test, prompting Hermione to ego-stroke Ron (reflexively, it appears) by claiming to have had "complete faith" in him.

Then there was Ron's remark to nervous first-year Rose: "We'll disown you if you're not in Gryffindor," which Hermione (in chorus with Ginny) reflexively smoothed over with, "He didn't mean it." Why reflexively so -- unless, as FenrisWolf has suspected, this had become a habit of Ron's? And on top of that, he tried to foster a feud between Rose and Scorpius Malfoy, adding that Arthur "would never forgive you if you married a pure-blood."

Then there were the numerous students on and off the Express who, to Albus, were apparently staring at his dad Harry. Ron told Albus, "It's me [they're staring at]. I'm extremely famous" -- indications that he was still jealous of Harry's fame (despite knowing full well the price Harry had to pay for it!) after 26 years of knowing him.

Now if all that's not maturity, what is?

yes..I could said that is unmaturity..and I agree Ron will never learn or grow up even when he is married or he is in his dead bed.

That is true reason, I could never believed in million years that how can Mrs.Jo wrote that ep..it is beyond wrong.

I agree with you about about all you said Hopedreamer, except the last part... That was just Ron trying to take the attention off Harry for Harry's sake... That is one thing I do believe he got over... His jealousy of Harry. After all, he has a perfect wife, perfect kids and generally a perfect life. What does he have to be jealous of?

As to your other points, you are absolutely correct... Ron is a git.

And oh yeah some more slogans:


R/Hr: Because Hermione's parents would really appreciate Ron... yeah right!

H/Hr: Because she went to every single one of his Quidditch games...

R/Hr: Because she missed his game to follow Harry...

yay! wonderful! it could be the references for a "Completely Wonderful and Mature Ron at Crapilogue"! Agree for all things!

and maybe:

H/Hr: because Harry will never confund an examiner to get his driving license

to answer your question: what does Ron have to be jealous of? He is not Hermione's HARRY POTTER THE REAL HERO.

anywway more of slogans:

H/hr: Because she choice him first..
R/hr: because he WILL NEVER BE LIKE HARRY...

H/hr: Even though she is mad at him, she still went to sêe his games
R/hr: Unlike him..

R/Hr: Because every girl loves to be wooed with a cheap book....

H/Hr: Because Harry brought sexy back a loooong time ago

Okay, I don't know where the seond one came from

Excuse me, but I can't see where you got that.





Well, you've agreed with me about his still-fragile ego (it still needs constant stroking, as from Hermione about the driving test). Certainly, if he still has that problem, he can still be jealous of Harry "the real hero," as CarolineD. calls him.

I neglected to point out last time, too, that when Ron advised Rose to "make sure you beat [Scorpius] in every test," Hermione was "half-stern, half-amused." Could it be because Ron followed this remark with "Thank God you inherited your mother's brains" -- so that Hermione's ego was stroked (her palm greased, if you will) to prevent her from protesting the "Grandad Weasley/pure-blood" remark which followed?

And what else could Ron be lying to Hermione about besides the driving test? One wonders...

I think it may have been jealousy wrapped in a badly disguised joke.

Again, I claim the only reason Ron wanted Hermione is so Harry couldn't have her. Jealousy down to their best friend. Poor Hermione.

excactly!
that is what I am going to said.