"But what does Davy Jones' heart have anything to do..."


I KNOW! I totally was writing that up and I decided to change it to jars of dirt because of POTC! lol! Great movie...

"Everything!"

Woo hoo....I really hope they make a fourth one. Or they shall suffer my--sadness

"Soo....anyways...Harry, I think I'm pregnant." "AGAIN?!?" Harry screamed

They MUST make a fourth! I WANT a fourth! Question: Was the kid who played William III the same kid who played that singing kid at the beginning of the film?

"Again? What number does this make?"

I didn't stick around for the credits! I feel so stupid now! Fortunately, Mady filled me in And I also missed the beggining because of stupid slow people THEY MUST MAKE A FOURTH!

well, including this one and the one last week, 2 899 344.....

I saw POTC on Sunday! It was fantastic!! I like alot of people around here would love a fourth!! I wonder if it is going to be set 10 years later?

WOW!! thats a lot, what are we going to do with all of....
This is getting totally random!

those dirty diapers?"

And I totally support a fourth! I'm not sure when it would be set--though I bet it would be ten years later, just to fit seamlessly with the timeline

hehe lets put them in snape's office and when.....

and when he opens the door, he'll.....

be buried under 2 899 845 nappies (diapers) and he will....

be drenched in the putred odor forever!

*off topic* OMG! I'm running out time....I need thirty some-odd posts by midnight tonight, or I'll never reach my goal! Aaaahhhh!

But then a rope will tie him up so...

we can beat him like a pinata!

i wonder what sweet will come out?.......

"No," Ron put in "All we'd get is grease..."

lightning! (ron starts dancing and harry starts singing)....

"Oh, good Lord!" screamed Hermione. "Will you two stop doing..."

cheesy 70's dance moves? It's creeping me out!"

ok,ok said harry we better get out of here.....(STOMP)....

Harry jumped out of the was as Grawp stepped on...

a huge Flubberworm!

Covering them all in goo. Ugghhh said hermione look at my......

books! They're covered!"

"Oh, darn. Looks like we'll haveta take a shower, 'Mione"...

Things are HEATIN' UP...


Yes, Haveta is ONE word. Its the contraction of 'have' and 'to'...hey, don't get mad at me. I did it so I could still pull off the ten word limit. Which STILL EXSISTS! *laughs* But, apparently, people don't bother....*sigh*....

I bother!

"We don't have time for that!"

"Why not?" Just then, a giant wizard-eating cockroach landed...

You bother?

botherbotherbotherbotherbotherbother....that was fun!

I mean about the word count

and attacked Tokyo!

Jeremy lives lived in Tokyo...you just killed him.

While all of Japan was being massacred, Harry and Hermione...


10 words

rescued Jeremy and flew him to Britain!

, but, still covered in goo, they decided to take a....

short swim in the lake....

, where the Giant Squid was basking in the warm shallows...

oh harry! ummm hermione, that wasnt me....

"Well, then who..." Hermione stopped an noticed a tentacle near...


Hhhmmmm....

her. ARRGGGHH!! she screamed, while harry just laughed his....

head off. Hermione swam to the shore and...

dried off....

harry do these swimmers (bathers) make my......

feet look big?

no of course not. but maybe you should have....

put on some suncream because...

you look like ron's ears. oh no said harry now.....

here come ron, just pretend that I....

gave you new suncream, you know how he gets when...

luna eats raddish. I shall forever be...

doomed if he sees you looking like his.....

ears do when...

he's embarrased about....

being caught with his hand in the cookie...

Jar by the house elves and a very angry hermione...