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Title: She Eats WHAT?
Author: Callisto Nicol
Status: Completed
Portkey Side Ship(s):
Rating: G
Genre: Humo/Romance
length(optional): One-Shot 3676 Words 1 Chapters
Non Portkey Ship(s):
Location(URL): FFN FFN FFN FFN
Based upon book: Book 1-5
Warnings:
Summary(optional): Lily is *finally* paying attention to James. He's confused. Then she tells him she likes stags. As in venison. Now he's terrified.

The sequels "Oy Dormitory!" (where James begs his room to return the shirts it's been stealing from hiim), Impending Doom, and Dementor's Kiss are linked to in the alternate locations, though that's not PK standard.
Optional User Comments: Ms Nicol makes a habit of writing funny J/L oneshots. Such a habit deserves encouragement. Go encourage. Shoo, shoo, etc.