Bought her an eight seated pram(stroller for any Americans) which

Was magic (of course) and often would...

...sing a song...

to quiet the herd of children that they now had.

Dang, 8? That's one heck of a stroller.

Ginny was jealous, so she went to find a guy...

that she could have hundreds of un-named children with..

. Ginny could only find Colin so she jumped off of...

A cliff and found Draco down there. He...

was eating chocolate pudding and oreos. "Want some?" Draco asked.

- No - said Ginny. - I want to !$@^#

"Acceptable." Was all Draco said. He was about to kiss...

...her when a rock came tumbling down. "Watch out!" shouted...

Miss Mady

Draco and as he pushed Ginny out of harm's way....

..."NO DRACO!" Ginny shouted, tears streaming down her face...

Miss Mady

because he had pushed her farther down the cliff. He...

lunged towards her, pulling her to safety. Then they...

Started making out. Ron saw them and...

...started blowing up...

... swearing at them in eight different languages....

Luna and their eight unnamed children came by and...

slapped him on the head. "Ow!" Ron exclaimed as he...

tried to kiss her.....

Ginny and Draco sneaked off and started to...

have a pudding and oreos fight when....

they got caught in a windstorm....

which got sand in their pudding. Draco decided that he...





oh noes! Not sand in the pudding! it get's everywhere!

wanted to go home, so he got his red slippers....

and said the magic words. Somehow, Draco ended up at...

hermione's place while she was getting dressed and....

and then got slapped.....

and Harry walked in. "Mione, I've got cookies..." and [Harry] noticed Draco...

scolded ron for being too fat, because...

he'd already eaten a lot of cookies....

...plus the extra weight tended to make him cranky...

Miss Mady

and nobody wanted him cranky. Just then, the phone rang...



Yeah, they're magical and all that jazz but H/Hr grew up muggle and Hr's parents need a way to keep in contact...

but no one was on the other end.....

and the television exploded and the fridge stopped working and...

a voice came over the phone...."seven days....."

..."you have seven days..."

Miss Mady

"to find me....a shrubbery!"

....or I'll...

...remove your liver and unplug your bowels!" and then hung-up.


Gotta love Python.

only to call back five minutes later....

...to ask for his adress...

Miss Mady

number 4 privet drive little whinging surrey.....

.Harry laughed and seven days later, the Dursleys were found...

...playing cards in a pub with a peculiar-looking troll, who...

...looked twice the size of Vernon...

Hi, I'm new! This looks fun so I decided to join in! =3 (if you don't mind)

The troll looked up from his cards and grunted erotically...

>>;;;

of course...welcome to the thread


"Hem hem..." - it said...