Front: Pic of GoF Harry and Hermione hugging from MTV.
Oops...
Caught in the act... again
Back: Who says being a fanon ship is that bad?
I'd say it was naughty...

Front: Shipping Harry Potter characters is like running in the Special Olympics...
Back: That being said, R/Hr are retards. (not bitter)

(sorry, not trying to bash on purpose with the last one. I would have used "Even if you win, you're still retarded" but it wasn't as funny in my opinion. Please forgive me if I offend anyone )

Staying up until the HBP book arrives=coffee
Paying for the book=$129
Getting hit in the head by anvils=Brain surgery

Herons:Hey don't dis the anvils
Anvil:Yeah don't hate me because I'm heavy

Front:its better to let ppl think your an idiot...
back:than to open your mouth and prove it.~R/Hr and H/G

Front: Camp H+Hr
Back: Will have Heron stew tonight

Front:
(Harry leaning an elbow on a huge Pumpkin)
"Delude me."

Front:
(Harry and Hermione sitting on anvils that looked like they fell from the sky)
"I survived HBP"

Front:
(Ron dressed like Forest Gump, sitting on a bench with a box of chocolates, while a huge hippogriff feather floats in the background.)

Front:
(Hermione and Harry holding up Pumpkin Pie ala "American Pie" poster. No hole in the pie, though.)

Front:
(Harry and Hermione in straight jackets, grinning at each other.)
"Deluded and Committed"

Wow, AdamantEve, those are really cool

Front:
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL

Back: The word has lost all meaing.
H/H- when words are not necessary.


Front:
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL
DELUSIONALdelusionalDeLuSiOnAlDELusiONAl
DELusiONAlDeLuSiOnAldelusionalDELUSIONAL

Back: Still your word of the day, Spartz?

i also thought abouit it!!! its nice!!!

Hehehe!!!

what do you guys think about it?

for me:

Front: Guess who's Delusional? (logo of guess)

Front: I love H/Hr

Front: I Ship H/Hr

Ginny:I Ginny Weasely take Harry Potter to be my husband
Harry:I Harry Potter take Hermione Gr-
Ginny:Excuse me *SLAP*
Back:Hermione's always on his mind

I like all of the shirts that I've read! Here's more by me!

Front: Don't hate me for shipping the HMS Harmony because

Back: A mature relationship is better than a teenager with a crush on you


Front: Don't hate me for shipping the HMS Harmony because

Back: Calling someone 'Delusional' is just plain stupid and disrespectful


Front: Don't hate me for shipping the HMS Harmony because

Back: Living in Harmony is better than listening to constant petty bickering

FRONT: I went searching for chocolate anvils...
BACK: ... and all I found was a hippogriff eating pumpkin pie.

FRONT: People called Harry and Dumbledore delusional about Voldemort's return...
BACK: Harmonians: notice the similarity?


FRONT: It may be easy to go with what's obvious...
BACK: ... but "right" is reading between the lines.

FRONT: Delusional? Militant? Me?
BACK: Where did you say that anvil hit you?

here's one, but I feel that you have to be a Joni Mitchell fan to get it....

Front: Payed a Dollar and a Half at the tree museum
and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!!!!

Front:There once was a half blood prince
in the book there were a few subtle hints
but that was barely the plot
instead we got OBHWF slop
and the naysayers were delusional since

Front:Hey where're you and Hermione of to Ron
Back:Divorce court

Front:Harry needs Hermione
Back: H n' H

Front:H/Hr rocks and R/Hr sucks
Back:Hope I wasn't to harsh

FRONT: Why's Harry so obssessed with Draco?
BACK: OMG! It must be an anvil!


FRONT: If you see a girl (who coincidentally looks like your deceased mother) and you suddenly develop a scaly monster in your 'chest', chances are you're being possessed again.


Give 5 signs of a Harmonian:

1: They like pumpkin pie
2: They know what true love is
3: They avoid anvils with ease
4: They know delusional is really a compliment
5: They're wearing this shirt

Front: I don't give a smack what Emerson thinks of me being a Harmonian
Back: If I do give a smack he'll be the first one to get it

Front: Ginny's motto
Thrill me
Tease me
Satisfy me
Back: Then leave me the hell alone

LOL! Excellent! I haven't read these in a while, can't believe it's still going on.

Front: Why H/Hr?
Back: Why not?

-

Front: I dodge anvils.
Back: That's how I became a pro dodger.

-

Front: She's sexy, she's cool, she's improved, she's new...
Back: She's Ginny Sue!

That has got to be one of the best ones I've read

FRONT: The owner of this shirt is a high ranking member of a delusional militia

FRONT: I see anvils...
BACK: ... and then I dodge 'em



FRONT: You don't have to call me sir, Professor.

Yes, it is.
This one too.



Hmm, here's one.

FRONT:
WARNING: The wearer of this shirt is delusional.
Is militant.
And highly allergic to anvils.

BACK:
So bite me!

Front:Please be warned
Back:That HP books 1-6 contains unseen R/Hr elements

Front:*gasp* A R/HR ANVIL! So this is what they look like
Back: They're so small

Front:An anvil, an anvil
Herons:Yay!
Back:Oops no it H/Hr sorry

Front:Finally a perfect R/Hr anvil
Back: So that makes it R/Hr-1 anvil & H/Hr-1,000,000

Front: Love can survive anything
Back: Even EL MUCHO ANVILS
(PS Im not spanish thats about all i know in spanish)

lol these are hilarious

How about:

Front: Like delusional people?

Back: Come to HMS Harmony

Geez, thats really stupid. Oh well!

Front: Searching for anvils?
Back: Why? We’ve already found the anvils, and our names pumpkin pie

Front: The question is not "Why H/Hr?"
Back: It's "Why not?"

Front: Pro anvil dodger
Back: It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it!

Front: To be or not to be that is the question...
Back:that doesnt need to be answered...H/Hr

Front:Achoo!!!!
Back: sorry im alergic to R/Hr(or H/G)

Front:Harry and Ginny(Ron and Hermione) are the perfect couple!
Back: Yea and im Queen of England

Nerd joke (and bad grammar to boot), but:

FRONT: All your anvil are belong to us.

And I'd buy and wear that shirt proudly.

These are just bad:

Front: Our anvils are bigger than yours.
Back: Goodship Harmony

Front: At least my delusions don't come with canary attacks.

~Random
Snape's Anvil Shoppe: Specializing in anvils since 2005.

Front:Do not try this at home( if your a R/Hr or G/H shipper)
Picture of an person doging an anvil(Warning Pros only)

The bolded one made me laugh because it can be easily adapted to

Front: To be or not to be that is the question...
Back:that doesnt need to be answered...Its not like JK answers OUR questions anyway.HHR

Front: Emerson, "Those H/HR shippers are delusional."

Back: H/HR shippers, " Yeah, well Emerson, it takes one to know one."

Front: Random Fan (non-shipper): Will Harry and Hermione get together?
Back:
Herons and Chocolateers: Yeah, when pigs fly!
Harmonians: Look, there's a pig. Oh wait. It's only Pigwigeon. (Pig flying in circles above H/Hr having a tender moment)

Thanks i dunno how i came up with it but im glad u liked it!


Front: Shakespear was a brilliant man...
Back: Who knew his H/HR~ To be or not to be thats the question?

I'm not very good at slogens but...

Front : Do you know what HBP REALLY stands for ?

Back: Harry's(Hermione's) Big Problem

or

Front: The sixth book isn't REALLY called Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (HPHBP) it's really...

Back: Harry Potter and Hermione's Broken Pumkin (Pie).



But I just would like a tee shirt with the word Delusional on it with a pumkin on the side. Or an orange braclete some one talked about earler.

Before you say "off-topic" really is isnt but since us harmony shippers are said to be delusional..

having those rubber bands or shirts that says harmony or delusional would be cool....No to show obession but to support...harmony was the H/H shipper's word so itll be ok...just an idea....so please dont shoot "buts" or "well.."

There's a thread on the HBP completed discussion forum about making t-shirts and what to put on them. There have been some very funny ideas on there you should check it out. As for me the t-shirt I made for myself was very simple. Its and army camo t-shirt with the word delusional stenciled on the front in black lettering and two little pumpkins nestled together on the sleeve. I love it and wear it proudly everywhere.


merging this and the prev post into that thread.

Here are a few I came up with in about two minutes...not terribly witty, but whatever. "I take Anvils Lightly" is in my signatures on most forums...not here though, must remedy that!



Call me a Rabid H/Hr Shipper
…but the ‘ships of HBP still bite…

I take Anvils Lightly

Because I refuse to believe, on purely mathematical grounds, that BICKERING + TENSION = LOVE

H/HR – Delayed Gratification

I Believe in Chainsaws

Ron and Hermione: Future Clients of Dr. Phil

Too bad Harry dropped Ginny-Sue…like an anvil.

{ beautiful delusion }

More Fanciable Than Ever

Does “fanciable” mean anything to you?

If, by anvils, you mean ARGUMENTS, then yes, I saw it all.



And one that needs some work...
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT vs. TERMS OF ESTRANGEMENT...

{ beautiful delusion }
I like that one!! It's...poetic, almost.

~Pumpkin pie love from Dora the Delusional~

I have one, I'm not sure if it works but here it is...

Above the image of a lumberjack going at some trees is the line: The Harmony Chainsaw Massacre.

Wow, that sounded funnier in my head... I am lame.

*imitates the voice of an announcer*

THAT WAS DELIBERATE!

lol.

i'm so weird. anyway, here's mine:

Front: Ron and Hermione (scribbled inside a nice, pretty pink heart)

Back: Love at first fight.

In my signature at the time that I write this posting, I have a quote by Heraclitus, a greek philosopher. This one quote kinda makes me think that what we believe is one for the ages. Believe it or not, THE FOLLOWING QUOTE WAS MADE IN THE 6TH CENTURY BC!!


"The Hidden Harmony is better than the Obvious."
--Heraclitus.

how's that for something to put on a t-shirt?? Its fits the Portkey, and our entire ship.

WHOOOOAAAAA!!!!111!!

6th century B.C.?? Dude, that's scary. You think maybe JKR has read Heraclitus? Personally I think we should rush out and read his stuff, because he sounds like quite a philosopher.

love the quote
rush out the shirts

Haha, nah, that was great. Are you the same IslandPrincess1 from the fanfic section? Cause you rock I just haven't reviewed *hand slap* Anywhoo, you rock

Aaaaand:

Non-Shipper to H/Hr shipper: What's that you're dragging through the mud?
H/Hr shipper to Non-Shipper: *lifts up Emerson's name*
Non-Shipper to H/Hr shipper: ...
H/Hr shipper to Non-Shipper: eye for an eye, you know.


OK, lame, but I just thought of that whiles I was ins thes bathroomss... something I don't think ya'll wanted to know

Off topic, but cool.
He was one the pre-socratic philosophers (meaning he was there long before Socrates, Plato, and even Aristotle). I hate to say that much of what we have of his works are in fragments, NOT complete.
And the orginal variant of my quote, is that the invisible harmony is better than the visible.
He also wrote that the only constant is change. (yes, everyone knows that. but he said it first).


I take that into effect too. Some may state that R/Hr is what is coming at the moment...but all that can change.

But like you said, if JKR isn't reading or hasn't read Heraclitus, then maybe she should.

Haha now that was funny Here's mine:
Front:I was a Harmonian now I've jumped ship after HBP
Back:I'm a Harmonian, what's the difference? I'm delusional now!

Front:Harry and Hermione didn't invent love
Back:They just perfected it

Front: Its not my fault I love Hermione, Ginny.
Back: The truth hurts--some have to find out the hard way.

Front: Love is feeling not logic...
Back: So i guess it is H/Hr since were so deluded?

Front: Try to delude me now....
Back: Because its a bit to late.

Front: If love is feeling not logic, ~ ~
Back: Why are the Deluded ppl wrong? "_"

Aww. That's sooo right.



harryandhermionesdaughter, I your avatar and sig! *hugs*

thanx i believe i found it on photobucket....

Front:" I love the pairing that cant even say "I love you" to each other"~H/G
Back: and were the delusional ones?

Front:" Would I follow him to such dangers on a stupid whim?"~ Hermione Granger
Back: Is why i ship Pumpkin Pie~HHR

FRont:"Never Could I love, Ginny, when you show me so much more meaning to life"~Harry Potter
Back: Now do the deluded seem so delusional?

Brilliant

Front:If i tried to save him my whole world could cave in...(kelly clarkson's Beautiful Disaster)
Back:But its a risk I'll have to take(Hermione granger)

Front:Harry and Hermione dont have a Happy ending...
Back:Because Real love stories never end...

Front:She doesnt know how easily she makes him smile...
Back: He doesnt know how easily he makes her smile...
what would happen if they did?

Front: Sanity is Overated...
Back: Be delusional instead!

Front:Love is putting up with someones bad qualities...
Back: because they somehow complete you...<3

Front:HHr because...
Back: Its much more than...
Physical
a schoolgirl crush
falling anvils

Front:
Back: Falling is the easiest part...its picking yourself back up thats the hard part...

Front: Am I delusional? I think NOT!
Back: My reality is just different from yours....

Front: Now remember boys and girls
Back: Always look for someone who resembles your parents

Front: Love is always an object
Back: With Ron/Hermione

Front: I re-read the books, I even read it with a microscope
Back: But it just made the H/Hr moments more bigger