Great advice,the memorizing part especially

I think y'all are hilarious. This is exactly what mature people do instead of bicker back, just use their own ingenuity and poke them back, at the same time being quite un-deliberate about it.
Keep up the shirt slogans!

Thanks for all the 'good lucks' and support. I will order my shirt tommorow and get it in a few days. You had great advice to give. I thank you for that. These couple days ahead might be my only days of living until my venture into the HP section. I shall miss you all!

I am going to do the poor saps who havent read the 6th book a great service. If i die while doing right, at least i'll go down with something accomplished!

You'll be doing them a favor I suppose. Constant Viligence! Also yell something extremly shippy for H/Hr before you go, cause you want them to know your standinb before you go down. Lets see, lets check off what you need to do.

1. 911, pre memeorized saying
2. Will completed
3. A H/Hr comment
4. A friend video taping everything, so that we can remember your brave duty of saving people from their horrible fate.
5. A mask of some sort, in case you do make it out of there, you want to go into hiding so they don't find you, and an inner shirt, so you cna just take off your shirt and then hide some more.

Best of luck. Tell me when you do go, i'll be looking forward to this on the news. Yell out Portkey FOREVER! That'll convert some R/Hr people, i'm sure of it.

THATS BRILLIANT! I DO HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA AND A SISTER TO TAPE IT!! -evil laughter- I WILL WEAR ONE OF THOSE MASQARADE (SP?) MASKS!! WATCH ME DAYS FROM NOW ON THE NEWS!! Brilliant just brilliant!

Hmmm... I hope you don't go through with it. Despite how much you didn't like HBP, as a Potteran, it's your responsibility to be a fan to the fullest. If you hadn't read HBP, you wouldn't have wanted anyone to spoil it for you (not considering the outcome, of course).

Think of it this way: you are depriving someone (or several people) the once-in-a-lifetime chance of not knowing who dies in book 6. Once you take it, they can't ever get it back.

I really hope you don't go through with it. But to each their own. I can always hope

More on topic:

Front: Harry + Ginny = Perrrfect <3
(please see back for anvil-sized proof)
Back: PSYCHE! Got you.
This T-shirt was brought to you by the delusional crew of HMS Harmony.

Front: Ginny is Harry's equal
Back: Yeah, and the sky is pink.

Front: Ginny is the key to defeating the Dark Lord.
She will teach Harry the Power He Knows Not.. [see back for continuation..]
Back: Bat-Bogey Hex.
-Them suckers are powerful.

Front: How many Ginny-Sues does it take to screw up a book?
Back: One.

Front: I saw the hints. I'm not delusional!
Back: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Front: Ron and Hermione ...
Back: Who needs enemies when you've got each other? <3

Front: Don't mess with me.
Back: I ship Harry/Hermione.

Front: JKR: Harry needs Hermione Ginny badly.
Back: H/Hrs: And we are delusional ones.

Front: Ginny is perfect for Harry.
Back: Because everyone loves a fangirl.


Okok, I'll stop now
Hope I didn't offend anyone. All in the sake of fun

I don't know about you, but I never took an oath of allegiance to Jo Rowling. If that had been the price, I wouldn't have bought any of the books.


These are cute. I really like the Bat-Bogey one.

Neither did I. And to be honest, I despised the 6th book. But that is no reason to ruin it for the other fans who like the series and have not yet discovered who dies. Who knows, they might actually like it, even after the romance and death.
I've been to that T-shirt website, and all they sell is supposed to be taken as a joke. But some people actually take who dies seriously, like some of us take shipping seriously. I just feel sorry for those who would read that, and get the right to no spoilers be taken away from them, especially since they probably have done nothing to the person.
Maybe I'm taking the whole thing too seriously. But I do know one thing: if I were one of the people who stumbled upon one of those shirts, I'd be disheartened and crestfallen.
But again, to each their own

Sorry for the ness

dooooohhh, i just spent allll my birthday money on three mangas and two movies. One being the latest Peter Pan. (which is actually really close to the original book)

Hi guys! really like..no.. LOVE the ideas! I got one too!

front: HMS Harmony didnt sink beacuse we've been hit by anvils..
back: Its because we carry TOO much anvils!

Bahahahahha! These are all so great! Oh my... I especially love the first one.

If they were really fans of the series wouldn't they have read the book by now? I mean it's been ages.... At least it feels like a lifetime.

FRONT: I Have re-read the books.
BACK: I've become a H/Hr shipper AGAIN!

AxisAndAtlas: Brilliant! Go for it, and make sure we can watch the video! Also, as an added bonus, if you want $100, you could submit it to the funny movie clip section on this site. I'd also advise that bulletproof vest!

All these new slogan ideas are brilliant!

I thought of one that is OK.. not good just ok.

I went to Heron and all I got was this T-shirt that said "Isn't it obvious?"
(Like I went to so and so and all I got was this crappy Shirt)

Oh and I suggest that you get one of your female friends to put make up on you, that way you can slip in and out quickly, I would also suggest colord contacts, but then it would be just too much.

Oi! Yell out my name, or something so I know it's you! PLEASE! I want to be famous... like Deep Throat.

No really yell out somebody's name from Portkey (Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink)

My attire will be:
DD t-shirt.
Masqurade mask.
( Bullet proof vest if i feel the need)

I will have my sister tape it, but i have to find a way to put it online. I will just stand there, like a statue until i feel the time is right for me to make a scene.
Ummm i dont know what to shout. Something about Portkey and all the Harmony shippers but what else? hmmm...maybe something about Jo and her idea of 'romance' ( <~~ word was thought in a french accent) Now all all i have to do is order the shirt..and go to some craft store and buy the mask. Wahahaha.

Yes, i know that IF i go through with it i will deprive the people who have not yet read HBP ( they arent missing much..) the chance to find out who dies on their own. BUT im doing a good deed nonetheless! I could save some poor childs money and time they could spend doing something more productive. It might be wrong, i know it might be...but you have to know that i could save someone from the anger and fustration we felt when we all read that book.

I should have a nickname...shout it so all you people know its moi.
Masqurade Marauder (sp?) hmm..maybe...

I was gonna suggest a Richard Nixon mask, but that was after your Masquarde Mask which I find so much better. Good idea for an attire, I really do think that you will need the bullet proof vest. Hmm nicknames?

Masquarde Maurader
Mischeives Masquarder
Satan's Spawn (Lol)
Masked Master of Mischieves Maurdering (Strikes again! >Just couldn't resist <)
Masked Muggle Saver
Miss This Book Sucks
t3h unl<n0wn 0n3 (The Unknown One) <<< Personal favorite
Savior of the Innocent

Or simply

The Savior

front: Be careful! (for the reason take a look on my back)
back: I`m a delusional person! ... that`s what Rowling call me ...

front: love ...
back: where has ist gone? (under that a photo of Harry and Hermione, while tey holding each other)

front:Would you like to know, in wich kind of love I believe?
so take a look on my back!
back: (a photo of Harry and Hemione while they`re standing in front of a bookstore and laugh at HBP)
I believe in Pumpkin pie love!

So, maybe not so good, but it`s also a Possibility, isn`t it?

So the precautions most of you are telling AxisAndAtlas to take are just in case the not-really fans "attack" her? Why would they "attack" her if they weren't really fans?

HAHAHA! I love those! I especially like the "PSYCHE" one, "Bat-Bogey Hex", "Ginny-Sues", and "Harry needs Ginny Badly". Those are awesome!

So today I am going to order the shirt! Yay!! Now to buy the mask...

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!! WHOO!! SWEET SIXTEEN!

Congratz on turning 16

Happy birthday AxisAndAtlas

The one is bold particularly stuck out more.*sniggers*. Not in the sense of Boldnes but in terms of comic value,yes im shutting up....now.

I rather enjoy the one in bold too! I'd buy that shirt! All the people who dont read Harry Potter wont understand the shirt...or people who do read HP but arent fanatics like us here...

Thank you for 'Happy Birthdays' !! I feel so loved today!!

Happy Birthday AxisandAtlas!
And here's to the hope that you make it to seventeen without getting badly mauled.



These are cool!

er...I have a few ideas:

Front:OHBWF
Often Biased Horribly Weasleycentric Fanfiction

Front: Harmonians and Herons fight constantly...
Back: should we be snogging?

Front:We might(supposidly) hate Ron...
but have you SEEN the way Hermione's been written?

Front:My mom has a crush on Brad Pitt ...
Back: does that mean they're meant to be? SWEET!I want a new Ferrari, Daddy Pitt...NOW!

Front: My mom baught me chocolate once...
Back: Thus, by Chocolateer rules:My Mom/Me=OTP

Front: Show your undieing affection today!
Back: ((picture of an anvil)) can you feel the love?Cold steel is SO sexy!

The End

So true so true

Playing within those parametres you could also have:

Front:Harry and Draco fight all the time...Its OBVIOUS they will date...
Back:...Well thats the message JK is sending out.

(not sure if ive done that one before)



Front:Sorry to say this but when you bicker with your best friend it means...
Back: Its CLEARLY obvious that you're both passionately in love,never mind if your trying to stand your ground and try and make a point.

Oh, Emerald_Lorett, you made me laugh out loud! Seriously (or should I say siriusly?), I'm laughing right now! "Cold steel is So sexy!"...*chuckles to self*

I'm proud to be on a ship w/ so many funny/witty people.

How bout this:
"Anvils? Psh, everyone knows they don't really exist. It's all a vast government conspiracy..."

...Okay, so it sounded funny in my head...

**Pumpkin pie love from Dora the Delusional**

To build off it perhaps?

FRONT: "Anvils? Psh, everyone knows they don't really exist. It's all a vast government conspiracy..."
BACK: The Quibbler
"Clearing up delusions since 1997!"

or even,
BACK: The Quibbler
"For this story and more read pgs 3, 12, 14, 15 and 35,"

I dont think we can use the Quibbler name because of HP copyrights....
But good ideas anyways!

-front-

(lots of music notes scattered about)
When arranged together a beautiful sound is created

-back-

Harmony ( you know..when sounds are arranged they create harmony)

Sounded better in my head...

hmmm to build offa the quibbler....

Front: Harry's in LOVE w/ Ginny!
Back: See pages 3&4 of the Quibbler for more Information.

hm, or something like that...

HAHAHA! I just found this thread today and I've been laughing my delusional head off! I love all your T-shirt slogan ideas and I'd make them all if I weren't a poor college student!

My ideas:

FRONT: The HMS Harmony isn't sunk.
BACK: It's just delayed due to anvil showers.

FRONT: Ron + Hermione =
BACK: The divorce lawyer's dream.

FRONT: The ship of anvils sinks before the ship of faith.
BACK: HMS Harmony

FRONT: Chocolate is bad for your teeth.
BACK: Give me pumpkin pie any day!

FRONT: You believe in trees?
BACK: I believe in brains and bravery.

FRONT: Run, Heron, Run!
BACK: The HMS Delusion has anti-anvil cannons!

Hmmm...they sounded funnier inside my head. Anyway, just thought I'd throw them out here.

Right! Well, the reports of my death were highly exaggerated. RL is keeping me with my nose to the grindstone, but I did manage to make this very sketchy sketch in a class a few days ago. (This is the original design suggested by Alexander)

In drawing this I kinda realized to fit all this on there Harry and Mione end up too small for you to tell who they are so I was thinking doing a small inset pic of them on the front of the shirt with the text underneath, and then the full pic on the back. Also, keep in mind the real thing would be much nicer, this is very much a sketch that I did in 20 minutes in the dark during a presentation... >.>

Shippy sketch


Anyway, lemme know what you think.

WizardKira! This is amazing! I find it really hard to believe that you did this in the dark! Lordy! I can only do stick figures, so this is very impressive to me.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the Jolly Harry (as I choose to call it) on the ship. I think it's really clever to have the pumpkin there, being as we old schoolers call it the HMS Pumpkin Pie. I love that.

Have you ever considered doing fan art for fan fiction stories? If you're game, lemme know!

Ohh! And, I just looked at it again--is that "JKR" in the squid's spots? I think that's bloody brilliant! No one can get testy over that now! Even if she's not shipping with us, it started with her help... *sigh* but enough about anvils and such, right?

Hermione's satchel is nice and full of books, just like our girl should be. I think , over all, it is a great concept, and when cleaned up, will be smashing, baby.

I really can't get over the Jolly Harry thing.

Oh--and wouldn't it be something if you switched the anchor out for an anvil! Give her a piece of her own medicine! I'd take personal responsiblilty for sending good ol' Jo a shirt with this design...

Good work...Now, folks, do we have a slogan to go with this? (I know PK doesn't have a slogan, just good stuff... ) Maybe "Friendship, and bravery, and... Love?"

Just a thought.

Animagus-Steph

Nice!!!! VERY VERY NICE!!!!
HARMONY!!!!WOOOWWW

H/Hr!

Ooh, I love this sketch, I would be willing to take responsibility for it too. The JKR-Giant Squid thing might make her laugh.

And to Alex Hollin those were hilarious!

Hey guys!! I love all the T-shirt ideas. If you're onterested in some other really cool ideas check out Knockturn Alley on the new site TeamVoldemort.com While you're there look around and enjoy


Go Team V!!

*still lmao from website*

That website is wrong... , hilariously funny, but wrong.
Mr Squishee, ha ha hahhhahhhaha!
I'm laughing so much, I can't think of anything important to add.

*goes back to website now smirking incessantly*

If this is the dark side, I'm SOOOOO in!

*puts on DE garb*

Rawr!

LMAO!!!! Hear Hear!!! I'm so with you!!!...hmm.... Join the dark side I most....
Team Voldemort...I salute thee!

Front: Herons?
Back: I thought it was heroins i guess its so bad it'll screw you up.

Take no offence!!! but i really did think it was heroins...seriously i thought it was...my bad huh?

The power of H/Hr just keeps adding up! Eventually we'll get enough power to charge up our super ray!

Front: R/Hr FOREVER!
Back: Captain Obvious to the rescue!

Or

Front: H/Hr FOREVER!
Bacl: Captain Obvious to the rescue!

I think that is self explanitory. Or does that make R/Hr better?

YEAH! We're the death eater ship and Kate J is our master.

You guys rock these are hilarious. BTW Team V rocks Kate J is my hero!

If only there was an artist, or only if I didn't suck at art. Oh well. Anyways I took a few things from the past post. And here they are! I would put them on cafe press. But I still haven't asked for permission from the people who made the witty remark. That and I don't have an account yet.

The Team Granger thing is pretty cute . I don't have to ask for permission, cause the person who did this speculated the idea, didn't actually make the remark. Maybe I should make a whole nother thread, and let people vote on their favorite shirt!

Need more ideas and artist! Also I only spent 30 minutes on all of these. (because looking for pics and going back through the post took up half the time, stupid PS7 had a bit of a complecation too.) If you can do something like potterpuffs then yay!

I've replaced the IMG codes with URL and I've transcribed what the images say. - gal-texter, Jan 2009

Shirt 1:
FRONT: Harry needs Hermione Ginny badly.

BACK: H/Hr: And we're the delusional ones.



Shirt 2:
FRONT: Harmonians and Herons constantly fight.

BACK: Shouldn't we be snogging or something?



Shirt 3:
FRONT: Ron + Hermione

BACK: The Divorce Lawyer's Dream


Shirt 4:
FRONT: Ron and Hermione

BACK: Who needs enemies when they've got each other?




Eh, I hope I did a good job on them. Sorry if they're too small, but photobucket auto resizes them if they're too big. I have to post again, cause I can't ahve this many images at once.

Shirt 6:
FRONT: How do you keep a Heron in suspense?

BACK: How do you keep a Heron in suspense? (See the front of this shirt.)


Shirt 7:

FRONT: Love endures all things.

BACK: Even anvils.


Shirt 8:
Anvils? Psh, everyone knows they don't really exist. It's all a vast government conspiracy.



Shirt 10:
TEAM Granger

Hey,
This thread is getting really long so I'm gonna split it and create a new one for the ideas to keep flowing.
Please leave any comments you may have here
Thanks

~Bec