What will I do when H/hr happens?

Let me see. *thinks for about 2 seconds*

I’ll most likely laugh and scream silent laughs and screams. (Because I’ll be reading at night with sleeping non-HP fanatics in the house) I’ll continue by placing my hand over my mouth and then my heart while reading the H/Hr sections again.
*laughs at the thought of doing this*
Then I’d finish the book and after that get up and do a dance that’s half between a skank and the dance Fred, George, and Ginny were doing when Harry got off in OOTP. I’d be basking in the joy that such an event would make me feel. After the shock wears off (a little) *winks*, I’ll walk around with a smile permanently glued to my face. Then when I get some free time I’ll hit Portkey to join in on the completely crazy, fantastic, overdue melee we’d call a party and overdose on pumpkin pie and butterbeer. Someone here would have to wake me up if I pass out on a lounge chair on one of our ships decks.
Ha ha ha

Peace -Melissa

After the whole series of :
-Looking stonedly at the book with my mouth and eyes wide oped
-Running around my neighbourhood screaming and yelling with joy
-Doing backflips and wicked gymnastic stuff which I definitely cant do
-Laughing and rereading the h/h scene over and over again more times than how many times Hermione have read Hogwarts: A History
-Stop breathing until I turn blue
-Getting my face surgically repaired because of the massive smile I have on my face
-Telling the Ron/Hermione shippers "IN YOUR FACE BBBIIAATCH" with no regrets
-Jumping up and down on my bed with the book held tightly
-Giving anyone and/or everyone a kiss (excluding my family and old people lol)
- Pass out and wake up again to find myself passing out again

I would call up all my friends and cousins to pay up for the bet they did with me, watch out J.K Rowling! I'll be the richest person in Britain! muahahaha lol ahha I'm crazy Well I actually cant describe how I would react really

Woot woot!
Atiqah

That was a fantastic subject by the way!

I'd stop for a moment. My face would be blank. Then, slowly, a smile would creep onto my face. Then I'd start laughing quietly, which would get louder until finally I can't breathe. I'd grab my Harry and Hermione dolls (yes, I have them...), run out of my room and sing corny love songs. The dolls would reenact the scene, and then they'd have a wedding (not that I haven't already done that before). Then I'd bake a heart shaped cake for my family and ice it with pink icing. I'd also make some fairy bread to go with it.

Then the next morning in church, I'd actually sing the hymns really enthusiastically. It'd take all my willpower not to jump up on the church benches to sing. Then I'd go to the HP websites and gloat to the R/Hers like there's no tomorrow.

On the Monday, I'd then announce the wonderful news over the PA to the entire school. I'd insist to the principal that we hold an assembly in their honour. Like others said, it would become an international holiday.

Hmmm,let's see....

1. I'd stare the page
2. Pinch myself repeatedly to make sure I wasn't dreaming
3. Faint
4. Run through the streets in the middle of the streets (providing that it's night when I get there, of course), and shout out the good news.
5. Call up my R/Hr shipping friend and listen to her cry
6. Read the rest of the book to make sure it isn't just a teaser
7. Faint, with a grin the size of Texas on my face.

First I would start doing my happy dance and then my other happy dance and then my other happy dance (I have alot of free time on my hands). then I would re-read the chapter in which it happend about 10 times, then go jumping around like a crazy person I am, then finish reading the book. Hm...that sounds fun!

I'd start squee-ing and screaming out of sheer joy, bounce happily around the room, and immediately email copies of the UN-DISPROVABLE HHr moment to every RHr and HG shipper - no, scratch that, every non-HHr shipper - I know.

And then, the next day at school...

1) I'd gloat to my Gifted teacher, who is an RHr shipper
2) I'd gloat to my friend Amulya, who is also an RHr shipper
3) I'd gloat to my best friend Ellie, who is a neutral shipper
4) I'd gloat to my friend Hannah, who is an RHr shipper

And then I'd write the moment in all-capital letters on a sheet of posterboard and tack it up in my room next to all my other posters.

Then I'd run off to CibM and here to post mile-long exuberant Squueeees that would require no explanation.

or...

I'd do as I always do. HHr, for me, has been happening since book 1.

I'll be banned from cosforums within 10 minutes

HAHAHAHAHA!

It may be a one-liner, but that was just about the most unreasonably funny thing I've read in a while, Kinem. Thanks for the laugh.

When Harmony prevails, any dignified reserve I may have once possessed could be lost to my near-hysterical fit of screaming ("Canon! So CANON! Irrefutable-unless-you're-being-deliberately-obtuse canon!"), laughing, fist pumping, and gravity-defying acrobatics. No calamity in the world will be big enough to wipe the grin off my face.

Then, once the adrenaline rush dies down, I'll go online, visit my favorite HP fandom haunts, and join in the Harmony victory celebrations, for surely there will be many.

Last, but certainly not least, I'll be cheerily visiting the pro-OBHWF sites and forums like Mugglenet and SQ to witness how other shippers are... coping. Of course, I'll be respectful enough not to post anything unless something truly offends me--like canon twisting or speculation rooted in desperation and denial.

Harmonians deserve a few chuckles for the years of "obvious-JKR-said-so" abuse, don't you think?

Go over to the Sugar Quill for a good laugh. Because if it happens you know that it would be funny to go to to anyone of the boards that heavely support R/Hr or H/G and see their reactions.

What will I do when H/Hr happens?

1. Read H/Hr moment as it happens in CANON
2. Blink.
3. Read again.
4. Blink. Blink.
5. Read once more.
6. Flick forward and read snippets at random to ensure that I wasn’t imagining it.
7. Get up off my bed and dance around my bed screaming ‘I knew it! I knew it!’
8. Sit down. Read the moment again.
9. Lay back on my bed and grin stupidly to myself for about ten minutes, alternately giggling and rubbing my hands evily.
10. Go to my flat mate’s room and read the moment to her. If she’s asleep – I’ll wake her.
11. Explain to her why its so important that I’ve had to wake her in the middle of the night.
12. Dance down the hallway to my other flat mate’s room. Wake her.
13. Read it to her and explain why I’m so great.
14. Go upstairs to the guys in the apartment above us, wake them up and read it to them.
15. Apologise for waking them up and back away apologetically once I’ve done so.
16. Dance all the way downstairs, rubbing my hands together evily
17. Ask second flatmate to borrow her computer.
18. Log on to Portkey and other Harmony websites and gloat my guts out.
19. Casually head over to CoS Forums and read the posts happily for a moment or two.
20. Put together the mother of all posts that subtly, but surely, lets every non H/Hr shipper know that they should have listened to us because ‘we told them so’ and really, it was always a foregone conclusion.
21. Log off and go to sleep
22. Wake up, log on and let the fun continue

Sienna

LOL! I'd probably try very hard not to gloat, but hey, the temptation would be too much to handle, methinks.

P.S. By the Kinem, I go the CoS forums as well. I'm erynae.

Probably start crying. No just joking, I'm not the crying type. I'll probably get very excited. With that warm fuzzy feeling inside. And maybe I'll mouth "I was right! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-R-R-T!" And then I'll probably jump on here to talk about it with you guys. But that would be all. I don't really talk much about my shipping preferance with friends, because none of them really care (plus they're all R/Hr shippers).

But off topic, I did find out the a few weeks ago that my mom is a H/Hr shipper! We both just casually brought it up. I was so proud of her!

when NOT if H/HR happens, I'd be very tempted to post in all the Hp sites "I TOLD YOU SO!" but we have to be magnanimous in victory. Winners can afford to be humble. I'd be very glad tat the shipping war has ended and would probably just post:

IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME !

Well, there's really no question about it. I would start laughing hysterically. I think I'll be so deliriously happy, I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Then of course comes the shouting - IN CANON!!!!! Woo! I can't wait! Now I'm really excited!!



That is by far the funniest thing ever! hahaha...*goes away still laughing*

I would:

1 - Stare at the page in stunned silence for several minutes
2 - Scream "TOLD YA SO!!" at the top of my voice and scare the beejesus out of my family
3 - Dance around the room making random squealing noises
4 - Take a deep breath and read the rest of the book with a grin on my face
5 - Build a shrine dedicated to the greatness that is JKR
6 - Type up a babbling and incoherent Livejournal entry
7 - Log on to the net and celebrate the sweet taste of victory with my fellow shipmates
8 - Be euphorically happy for the rest of my life

Yeah - that about sums it up

Mmm... I'll re-read and re-read over and over and over and over and over again.
Then I'd just scream at the top of my lungs.
I can see my brother running into the room, asking "Who died?" as he always does everytime I do this.
Laugh, and laugh, and laugh in the face of my Hr/R friends, with the book open in THAT page... HA HA HA HA HA HA



........

I'M NEVER WRONG....

Then, I'd keep on reading.... but that'll be after some days, I'll need to end posting the cite all over forums, of all ships...


But, I'll be so happy... that probably they'll have to unglue me from THAT page...

I've never thought about it... THAT page. It's gonna leave such a big impact in my life.
For example, if it is page .... I don't know... 532... every single time I read, hear, see or write that number, I won't be able to think about anyhing else than in Pumpkin Pie.

Cool...

Hm... I would:

1) Re-read the pages to make sure I am not dreaming.
2) Re-read and re-read until I memorize the page(s).
3) Close the book, and hug it tightly.
4) Scream at the top of my lungs, scaring everyone in the house, and giving my grandmother a heart attack.
5) Run around waving the book around, and continue screaming
6) Bounce up and down screaming, "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME, BUT I KNEW!"
7) Throw a weird party in honor of H/Hr, inviting all my R/Hr cousins to it so I can rub it in.
8) I'd scream some more.
9) I'd squeal like a giddy little school girl.
10) Rub it in some more people's faces.

*dances* I hope they do. xD

yep definatly some good ideas so far.

1 Scream YES!!!! at the top of my lungs
2 Babble incoherently at my boyfriend trying to explain what has happened that is so great.
3 re-read that page and all the pages after to let it sink in what a sweet couple they are
4 Jump on the net and look up all my favourite H/Hr sites and just go spastic
5 Jump on a few R/Hr sites and just type something random like, "I'm a H/Hr shipper, Muwahahahaha, I was right you were wrong SUCKERS!!!! JK Fooled ya!"
6 Make a photocopy of that page and carry it around in my pocket.

I'd probably re-read at least 3 times to make sure I'm not dreaming and then squee with delight which would then scare my girlfriend out of her wits (if she doesn't squee with me since she's a big H/Hr supporter herself). And then I'd probably jump up and down going "I Knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!" And then read the whole book again after I finish it once to catch all the sweet little H/Hr moments I might have missed the first time.

I was just thinking about that! Whatever THE number is, it will go down in history as THE H/HR NUMBER. I would probably use it a lot. In all my textbooks, whenever I come across that number, I'll put a big heart around it. When I get a car, I'll make my liscense plate say, "HHR-[whatever THE NUMBER is]".

I wonder what kind of celebrations we'll have over here on portkey. We'll have separate threads with different parties. Harry/Hermione's engagement party, the rehearsal dinner, a Bachelor party for Harry, a Bachelorette party for Hermione, The Wedding, and then the reception, all in different threads. It's so exciting!

If H/Hr happened...

*Drifts off in thought*

Harry turned to face Hermione.
"I love you to," he answered.
Hermione responded by pulling him into a kiss and they snogged all day.

*Goes into state of shock*

.........criket chirp, criket chirp....chirp.........criket chirp...........chirp, chirp....

*Reads page again*

*Blinks to make sure eyes are working*

*Reads page again...and again...and again...*

Eventually I'd jump on my bed and scream, "OUR SHIP HAS SAILED!!! WE WERE RIGHT!!! WOOOOOOO-HUUUUUUUUU!!!" so loudly JKR could here it in Britan.

Then, I'd call my best friend and yell into the phone the same way I did when Carrie Underwood won American Idol, (we're both big fans) and tell, no, wait, make that SCREAM the good news.

During all of this, I'll probably have a heart attack in betweer, then will myself to live only to rub it in those blind R/Hr and H/Ger's faces.

But I'll be nice about it.

*Crosses fingers behind back*

When Harry and Hermione happen;

I'll pause and stare at the page, just to make sure that I actually read it right.
Then, I'll smile in a very smug way and shout out loud " See, I knew it, it has to be Harry and Hermione"!
Then I will probably read it again, and again, and again, etc.
As soon as I'm done the book, I'll go online to see what everyone else is saying about it and how anyone who doesn't ship H/Hr is trying to explain their way out of this one.
Woohoo!

[SIZE=7]Oh, well with me, all I would do is scream, scream, sceam, laugh, and scream some more. Then I would go online and say, (on H/Hr websites) Were we right, or were we RIGHT? then, on R/Hr websites How does it feel, the agony of defeat and I mean that in the best way possible.

Then I would maker the words on my face in caps Harry/Hermione forever Neeener, Neeener, Neeener! And I would celebrate with my friends, and then go up to a certian R/Hr shipper and say "I told you i'm psychic. Loooooseeeer! Ha Ha! (Then I would laugh in their face for about and hour.) I'm not that mean really, but this person derserves it. I'm usually a perfect little angel. Mwahahahaha!

*looks at sig* Scream "God approves of Harmony!!!!!!!!" It's not an issue of "if", it's an issue of when...

HI ALL,

I just replied to the thread that if H/HR does not happen what will you do.

It only seems fair that i explain my actions what i will do if it happens.

..............................

It was a bright sunny day on July 16, 2005. I was feeling excited on the prospect of receiving my pre-ordered copy of HBP. I got an ICED CAPP. and placed it in my Fridge. I waited and waited finally at 10 a.m bell rang. I sprang to my feet and ran to open the door. after receiving the copy i took out my ICED CAPP. and started reading. Hours passed by and every hour seemed to be as long as the life age of earth. But my patience was answered. Finally i read something that made the book fall from my hands. I went into a shock. The next thing i remember is calling all of my friends who are R/Hr shipper. All i can remember is giving them a peace of mind and then slamming the phone shut. Then i did a victory dance all inside my house and outside the house. Neighbours were loooking at me as though i have gone *BARKING MAD*. I celeberated my victory a little more before i realized that i still have to finish the book and my ICED CAPP is getting warm.......

At this point my eyes snaped open and i found myself in a place which i call my room. I looked at the Clock and it is almost 1 a.m. I gave out a loud sigh and got back to sleep.

...............................

Well i guess that was good enough.

Thank You

Mobeen

Heh, sounds like somethin' I'd do, except, your ICED CAPP would be my Dr. Pepper. Either that or REALLY sweet and sugary iced tea. My Mom makes the best tea!

*Harmony luvr*

This is me when it happens:
O-M-G!!!!!!!! Hurry up an get to page ___!!!! SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And then I will have to try very hard not to hyperventilate and pass out, because that would be bad. Of course then I would finish the book and run to portkey and celebrate.

basicly, my heart will swell, and i will just start laughing and shouting "YEEEEEEEEEES", and read the passage over and over and over and over.......

UNLESS

it's still the middle of the night. I'm not about to wake up my family. If this is the case, will settle for a smile and muttered "Man, those R/Hr people are gonna be sooooooo angry.

then go back to waiting for ME to fall in love with the right woman (eventually, i mean egads i'm only 16 at the moment, i'm not ready to actually fall in love, then again, you don't really know when you will meet the right person for you. I may even know the girl i eventually fall for, already.)

Haha, hate to sound like I'd be immature stuff and everything, but I'd probably call up every R/Hr, and every H/G shipper I know (also online too) and tell them, "I TOLD YOU SO", then I'd go to an R/Hr and H/G shipping site (especially Mugglenet 'cause they really irk me how they're so biased all the time) to see what they're saying and read their flabbergasted remarks. Heh, of course I wouldn't gloat toooo much, just a little. I would never be able to resist.

But before that I'd be jumping and screaming and acting like a crazy person...I'd practically memorize the page it's on when they finally get together, and it'd be the best page of all books everywhere, haha...

I'd pretty much die of extreme happiness. I would scream and laugh and my parents would look at me insanely and ask if I'm crazy. I'd be so happy! I would go around to my R/Hr friends and tell them, "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! lol...

If it happens!!! I'l be doing a happy dance and singing to myslef and I will copy that page ans paste it on my wall

You know, I think that I'll be a bit speechless for a while. A part of me will want to jump up and down and scream with glee, yet another one will be too stunned to realize that it's all finally over. I mean, the debates, the arguments, the threads, the...well...everything! I mean, for all the years and then for it to finally come to an end, it'll be pretty big. Of course, a part of it will always exist, and I'm not exactly a predictable enough person to tell just how I will react, but I definitely will have a numb part of me that will sort of take a moment to actually absorb the information.

Meg

I think I'll just be paralized! I'll cry!and scream 4 hours!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN I'm going to tell my brother that we where RIGHT!!! ALL ALONG!

It might be one of the happiest days of my life!(naaa!well maybe... )
I'll go jumping and singing all over the place, my mom and my sister will say I'm crazy, like psycho! I'll call my sister's best friend(who is a R/HR shipper) and collect the money from the bet!
It's just impossible to describe properly the joy I'll have! I will completly adore JK for doing the right thing and I'll finish the book with extreme joy!
and...after reading the whole book I'm going to celebrate with the H/Hr websites!
And scream insanly to the R/Hr shippers U WERE WRONG!I WAS RIGHT!LOOSERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Hermione4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll probably pass out, then once I come to I'll run around the house, jumping up and down while screaming (frightening my kids and husband in the process), then I'll proceed to call my sister on the phone and tell her "I told you so!"

~LadyJinx

Well, I posted on the first thread, but I've updated my thinking a bit since then, and especially because the book is less than 12 hours away.

I think I would first burst into tears of happiness, then pinch myself to make sure that I'm awake and this isn't another one of my fantastic HP related dreams.

After that, I would go and wake up my sister regardless of the time and tell her what happened and we'd have a squee fest.

After that, I think I would wait until a decent hour, then phone all of my friends and bask in my rightness, whilst they cried in the background.

Then I would continue on with what I said in the first thread, which was going and buying another copy, highlighting the passage, ripping it out of the book and getting those pages framed and hung on my wall/roof depending.

-Sraighii

1.Stare at it blankly
2.Scream
3.Scream somemore.
4.Go online to annoy R/H shippers with "AREN`T SO OBVIOUS NOW, ARE YOU?"
5.squee...a lot
6. read the rest of the book

1. Stare for a minute.
2. Scream.
3. Spam Sugar Quill with gloating since I am on my mom's computer.
4. Go to every H/Hr thread in every forum I know and scream for joy.
5. Go to the can't stand R/Hr and H/G threads and gloat.
6. Scream some more.
7. Reread the H/Hr parts.
8. Reread the book.
9. Scream again.
10. Lose myself in a H/Hr state of bliss.

the constant tug at my heart when i think of the things that can go wrong in this book will disappear and ill be ecstatic for at least a month and then just well stay happy
and then ill finally PROPERLY read the harry potter series
because the truth is i don't exactly like the BOOK but im in love with the HARRY/HERMIONE ship
and ill finally see the harry potter movies i didn't watch (2&3)
but the thing is...i have given all hope the probability (my opinion) that harry and hermione will be together is 2%
don't get me wrong i mean im crazy about them being together i mean i can't sleep at night because i think about the couple but there are so many evidence of other ships that just weigh me down...

First of all I'd Probably scream And start jumping around then turn my radio full blast and start doing my Happy Dance. Then I'd Run out to my little bro and grab him by the shoulders and start jumping up and down screaming "I KNEW IT I KNEW IT IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED!!!!!" And Then I'd run out to my street barefoot and start running around screaming
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hugging and screaming strangers Then I'd call a R/Hr friend of mine and try to act all cool.

"Hey, have you read the entire HBP book yet?, No?, You havent? Well arent you in for a surprise! HA HA SUCKER!"

I'll party like it's the year 1999

Well, now that everyone has probably read the book, a part of it or entirely, I wonder how long and in which way will there be an OUTBREAK of emotions.

SPOILER!

Its Ginny. Harry and Ginny..Harry kissed Ginny...Ginny is Harry's "source of comfort"...its Ginny who Harry cares enough to stay away from lest Voldemort gets to him through her...this SUCKS!!!

My reaction now? Want to get the book back and get a refund...I dont care what Happened to Vodlemort, or Dumbledore r the rest...Id get to see it in the movies anyway..but Harry adn Hemrione is probably a memeory now...

My reaction? SUCKS!!!!

I'm also feeling tons of emotions right now: anger, dissapointment, and above all, sadness. I think I cried myself to sleep last night. Book 6 was so confusing.

SPOILER!
How did Ginny take the place of Hermione so quickly? What was the point of the introduction of Luna if Ron was only going to end up with Hermione? How is it possible that all our amazing essays meant nothing?! Why would Harry ever prefer Ginny to Hermione? Why would Hermione like someone who bickers with her and doesn't support her? Why did everyone seem so OOC? Why was JKR on drugs?

This entire book felt like a fanfic gone bad. The only good part was that Harry broke it of with Ginny, but who knows how long that will last. I'm thinking that there still is a chance of H/Hr because JKR likes surprising us and her favorite book is 'Emma,' a book that had a very suprising love twist at the end.

and to think (spoiler sort of and i don't know how to do that spoiler code thing...so just dont look if u don't want to know)


that i mumbled in my sleep saying "ARGH NOOO hermione....mumble mumble harry "at least thats wat my mom told me i said...

Personally, I no longer care if H/Hr does happen in the seventh book or not. I no longer care about the seventh book ever being written or published. HBP could have been written by Ann Rice, and if you do not believe me then check out some of her latest works. I do not care that GoF the Movie is coming out in November. I do not care if OotP the Movie ever gets made.

SPOILER!
The world can have Supermodel!Ginny and Modelizer!Harry because I no longer care about either of them. HBP makes CoS look like Great Fiction, and I thought that would take doing.

Harry Potter
Rest in Peace.

L

I'm only going to say this once.....

Nope, you're not going to say it. -Sarmi

I'd have to choke down the bile. Seriously, if she writes H/H like she did the relationships in this book, then I don't want it. Besides, I cannot see it happening. I mean, why would Harry want Hermione when he was Ginny Sue: so beautiful, so wanted, so funny, so brilliant, so perfectly magically delicious...

*gags*

SPOILER!
And the way Hermione was harping on about Ron -- the immaturity astounds me. I know she had her moments, but she was having MOMENTS in this book. I wanted to hit her a couple of times and I *never* wanted to do that before and I despise the writer for making me feel that way.

So I don't think it's happening and I don't want it to happen. I don't want her to slaughter these characters *again* in order to make H/H happen.

that pretty much sums up what i had to say...

...im going down people... im sinking with my head up high and my dignity bold.... as far as im concerned, im already dead....

What is the HBP fourm password, if someone can please post. Thx...

The password is prince.

I cried so much as well! while reading the book I though it was some fanfiction..

I don't undestand nothing! in it..!

Harry/Hermione always in MY heart!